Retarded Cat

I like writing bumble prompts more than talking to the actual men.

Welcome to my personal blog. (it's got nothing inside rn)

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@meinmokhtar So is fellatio tho 😭

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@TaineBenjamin @drwanazizah Was a joke mate, thus the picture of a literal empty nest

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Hi friends 👋🏽
Remember that your expectations are often the thing that determines how you feel about any given situation. If you expect life to be easy you’ll be sad when it’s not, if you expect people to never let you down you’ll be distraught when they do, if you expect this tweet to

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@JustinStone @kirawontmiss Hmm... you have good taste

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@JustinStone @kirawontmiss You twerk to love story??

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@ShamaaKoussa @dashranyohan FYI, Zero Waste often lobbys for 0 plastic

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@ShamaaKoussa @dashranyohan You idiot, PLASTIC recycling may be a scam but zero waste is not! That's why they ask you to REDUCE AND REUSE. So there's less waste to throw away in the first place. "Zero" may sound a tad utopian, but it makes a great impact in reducing waste anyway.

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@andreho21 @DrJasonLeong Ever heard of constitutional amendments bro?

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@qstnbdrul @wakbell_ @hyeNuha You mean you gave him flowers 🌼 or your flower🐱?

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@luxentX @KLCCC_DBKL The fact that this our most modern tank worries me.

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@zunarkartunis Air fry ori ke?

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@robkhenderson Yeahh sure, but does the reverse apply to women though...?

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@msiarabbitowner @nzranasr 99% is an exaggeration lah.. 😂😂. Our malaysian chineses' command of mandarin so bad meh....

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@evintweets @DrJasonLeong That makes the case even worse. Malaysians get their ingredients from malaysia and still need to pay a higher price than singaporeans for the same thing gg 🤦‍♀️

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@AriAiren @nireshkaur *impressed
*surprised

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@josua_rodrigo @purplepanda1310 @wemfs @ronnui_ As horrific as it sounds, I can imagine somone actually liking this or it being on some bougee restaurant's menu

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@dariushaizad @zunarkartunis Gov and proxies: You never will

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@thatsmyfullname @NewsBFM @ktm_berhad Yeah. Somemore slow af and full of delays. Speaking of which, when are they going to finish that upgrading work anyway?? It's so weird hearing the PA saying "dijangka selesai pada tahun 2020" when it's already 2022 💀

[thatsmyfullname @thatsmyfullname]

@notsoaidil "Just leave" is a lame insult. We choose to stay and it's our responsibility to do better instead of fold our arms, settle for mediocrity (or less) and let our country go to ruin.

[Retarded Cat @kucimiao]

@fmtoday Ngl, why the govt doesnt allow them to work is baffling to me. Wouldn't it be more beneficial to everyone considering the labour shortage (ie domestic and "3D" work)? It's way better than having them loittering and begging on the streets. Litterally a wasted source of manpower!