Bethoncé

I like a good werewolf joke.

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9 year old neighbor kid just told me I laugh like a witch. Joke's on her when I shove her in this handy oven.

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@DocJuniorNow @mfaboston I haven’t been on Twitter since March so just now seeing this.

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Twitter is for the venting of spleen, so consider my spleen thoroughly vented.

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In a life where I’ve witnessed plenty of weird plot twists, today was certainly notable.

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Spring break means never having to get out of your pajamas.

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@DCBPhDV2 I’m coming out of a Twitter coma to let you know I just heard someone argue for the olfactory learning style at a teaching & learning conference. @mel1017 can confirm

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@mel1017 @DCBPhDV2 @tiggerthehun1 @DocJuniorABA is also a poke-nerd I can strongly recommend

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@AngryBlackLady You are the first person I’ve seen who has pulled off the green color 🔥

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Academia meeting bingo free square: colleague from English dept declares their interpretation of a policy is superior because they write poetry or read Shakespeare.

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I just responded that I’m available for a work meeting at any time in the next week because I have nothing going on. In retrospect, perhaps it was a thirsty email.

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@KevinLevin The tenacity of Lost Cause sentimentality is remarkable.

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@tjoosten This video was also super helpful https://t.co/UvN62ELpBc

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@tjoosten I really like this YouTube channel: https://t.co/3qVqSBgdMk. Lots of good short videos, helped me recover from upper back problems this spring

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TFW circumstances dictate you behave yourself like a grown up.

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Just saw a politically conservative relative’s (justifiable) proud post about their daughter with the slogan ‘nevertheless she persisted.’ Mild cognitive dissonance ensued.

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I get all my information from alley mattresses.

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@davidmbarnett @Gwenelope 70s kid here- I was just absolutely sure that I would fall into a quicksand pit at some point in my lifetime. Memorized all the tips to survive just in case.

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@VegHistory

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Blasphemy

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@notmythirdrodeo Kids: I don’t like it

Me: But you’ve never had it before

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@MKupperman #notallprofessors