Kelsey Uguccioni

I did not come to play with you hoes, I came to slay bitch

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

The things that keep me up at night @emaleeee_

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

People: what’s your greatest skill?
Me: Being able to take a nap anywhere and at any time

[Elizabeth @Elizabethkayem]

You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

There’s nothing more freeing than going for a hike by yourself in 72 degree weather and breathing in the fresh CT air!

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Only my mom would post a 30 second video of my dogs on Facebook and get 26 comments

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Me, The Morning Person, just wrote a paper and did two loads of laundry by 8am

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Emotionally unavailable from now until Friday night. Peace and blessings👋🏼

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

My Professor: *takes a piece of romaine off her sandwich*
Me: I just ate two entire bowls of salad today🤷‍♀️

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

My dog got a DNA test😂

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

My fourth grade cousin: you remind me a lot of my teacher. You’re really small and humorous

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

What a feeling it would be to celebrate my bday with my whole family without feeling guilty for not doing school work!

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Dunkin Donuts in DC needs to get👏it👏together

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

What’s more stressful...mice or grad school? Both are causing equal amounts of anxiety!

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Catch me going to Minnesota, Kentucky, New Jersey, Nevada and possibly Colorado this summer!

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Today I got called the blonde curvy girl and I’m taking it!

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Prof after our 3 hour class has finished: "You guys had last class off, you can at least give me 15 more min" Sorry ma'am, that's not how this works!

[SILA @juliabishopp]

Trumps Innaguration vs #marchforourlives

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

I really need to keep my facial expressions under control omg

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.

[Kelsey Uguccioni @kugucci9]

Brb dropping out and running away👋🏼