Kaylonna

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

Not all heroes wear capes

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

In Plano, Texas, one woman is fighting a recent traffic ticket with the argument that her unborn child should count as a second passenger.
https://t.co/pVjMn20IkP

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: House passes bill to fight price gouging on gas.

Every single Republican voted no.

Remember that in November. They had a chance to help us with gas prices — and they ALL voted no.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

Today, we saw your votes. In November, you'll see our's.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

Some of these politicians need to be reminded that women are statistically more likely to vote.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

I'm 100% convinced the good Lord gave me curly hair to keep me humble

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

What's the most boomer thing ever said to you? I'll go first.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER?!"

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

If you are perfectly ok with skipping over Thanksgiving, then you come from a family of bad cooks. I said what I said.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

Thanksgiving really is just a forgotten middle child 😔

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but doodles are just mutts with a good marketing team

[maddie 💟 @EllingsonMaddie]

I need someone who believes in “there’s no such thing as too many dogs” as much as I do

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

I want to go back to a simpler time, back to when the only question we had was, "what does the fox say?"

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

My only goal in life is to be as blissfully unaware as a guy lost in his mansplaintion

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

@BootayBag @amberjanea 👌

[abby govindan @abbygov]

GUILTY ON ALL THREE COUNTS

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

Somewhere out there there's a person meeting a dog saying "you smell my dog, don'tcha‽"

And I hope they both have a good day 😊

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but 30 degrees isn't that warm.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

You have officially become an adult when you quit writing in pencil and your writing utensil of choice becomes exclusively a pen

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

I have a huge problem with Cookie Monster and how much of the cookie he drops. True addicts don't waste the good stuff.

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

If you can't talk in your baby voice to your dog around him then he ain't the one sis

[Kaylonna @kuhlonna]

"hOW cOuLd ThIs HaVe HaPpEneD?¿"

Well, white privilege.