Scary Boy of Badness

Literal bastard. He/him. Fiscally socialist & socially socialist. Soros-funded Globalist (it doesn't pay as well as you'd think). Deep-State Operative level IV.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

So my wife and I are eating at this place that has these big Jenga blocks outside. She sets it up so we can play, but before we finish eating, a toddler walks up and pushes it over. I just shook my head and said "On 9/11 of all days." (1/2)

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@SteadtlerA58435 @quirked_up_anzu The scene was a bit cheesy, but a person can survive roughly ninety seconds unprotected in space before irreparable damage is done. Things start getting bad after about 15 seconds.

[Colton @ColtonOgburn]

Look, the rule is that a living person can't be printed on our currency. So if Trump wants his face on the $250 bill in time for our 250th anniversary, he's got a tough choice to make in a short amount of time.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@synthsheeps @VaporSoup7 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN That is Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro. And I believe the woman is Carmen Electra.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@nocontextmemes Fairly simple. Off-site backups with a staggered grandfather/father/son backup scheme and alerts for review when data doesn't match.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@tokyodaylite Reverse it: AI agents deploy 1500 virgins to improve guest experience.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

Idea: Ska punk capoeira kid that skanks instead of the usual ginga.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@BobSheranko I wear a black wedding band because I have a general dislike for jewelry. Plus I'm allergic to nickel.

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oh shit man you hit your head pretty hard there are you ok? 2026? president donald trump? Sydney Sweeney 67 labubus? lol what’re you talking about. It’s August 8th 2004, we’re going to be late for our Chicago boat tour, and I heard the dave matthews band is in town and then

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@rocknrollofall At one point, I could name any Ramones song by the "1 2 3 4"

Well, the ones that began with the count-off anyway.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@yozahir Seo Taiji

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I wish GG Allin had lived and gone full MAGA so I could watch old republican white ladies pretend to like it when he sang Bite It You Scum and threw shit at them

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@tokyodaylite Also, recently I think Matt Damon said on a podcast said that writers are being told to restate the plot every few scenes because (streaming) audiences are on their phones and not paying attention.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@soigomaa Splice?

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@Huberton

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@oelma__ Their King is named Robbaz

[Blockhead @BlockheadNYC]

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Me watching my wife get undressed for the 29,731st time

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@PallaviSinghh_ I know it sounds weird, but some people like each other. Some even a whole lot.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@tokyodaylite I smelled it as soon as I stepped out of the bedroom and had one piece on my way to the shower, two inside the biscuit, then another after. It's heavenly.

[Scary Boy of Badness @kuhlthing]

@DeadmanBostonB @StarWarsDaily_