Nikki Kuikman

I'm the bridge jumping friend your mommy warned you about. #sconnie

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

My online shopping style:

Put everything I like in the cart.

Edit.

Edit more.

Edit until I’m down to one item.

Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info.

Watch free porn.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Save a truck ride a country boy.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Some skank from brazzers is suing Trump for 'defamation.'

Lol

You can't make this shit up.

How do you 'defame' someone who gets paid to take dicks to the face?

Bitch, sue your father for back child support.

He was obviously absent.

[Country Words @Country_Words]

We’ll either work it out or we won’t, but I got a dozen roses if she comes back home and a six pack if she don’t. -Cole Swindell

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

We were poor, we were ugly, we were all best friends, wide eyed, baptized and still wantin' to sin... #LukeBryan

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Are we last call kissing or will we be reminiscing with each other for the next forty years? #OldDominion

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Black person kills 9 other blacks in Chicago.

'omg these thugs! Rap music! Drugs!'

White kid shoots up school.

'omg the NRA! AR-15's! Gun control!'

Weird.

[Perkins American Food Co. @EatAtPerkins]

Woke up so early this morning I've already eaten 3 different breakfasts. #DaylightSavingsTime

[Perkins American Food Co. @EatAtPerkins]

treat 👏 yo 👏 self!!!

[Perkins American Food Co. @EatAtPerkins]

Perkins employees: the GOAT #realMVPs #EmployeeAppreciationDay

[Grunt Style @Gruntstyle]

Oh hey that’s us! https://t.co/NBdgd41kHX

[Nikki Kuikman @kuikman462]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Nikki Kuikman @kuikman462]

My life motto. https://t.co/IEppgiWVvK

[Perkins American Food Co. @EatAtPerkins]

If at first you don't succeed, try more coffee next time.

[Nikki Kuikman @kuikman462]

Me in WI: WI sucks.
Me anywhere but WI: We invented cheese. I had my son in a Culver’s while eating a butter burger and drinking a Leinenkugels. JUMP AROUND! I’m going to use the bubbler. Cows are happier here. America’s dairyland. #wisconsin

[Country Words @Country_Words]

When you’re drunk, and it’s late, and you’re missing me like hell, keep it to yourself. -Kacey Musgraves