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[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@JUNX1ONG You can call it whatever you want but these are some small steps that make people's lives easier. I can Imagine someone posting on this TL from pipeline knowing how it feels to walk outside going to CBD. You definitely will look smart coming from Muranga.😂😂

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

The weekend is coming and I need a good (any) plan.🤔

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@PrinceMuths @NSE_Investors I wanted to respond but found @Kioilitoz amejamu kuniliko! 🙏🏽

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@KenyanSays What are you trying to say? The farmer cannot go to the den without notifying the goat? Unaishi dunia gani wewe? With full introduction. Bure kabisa! I hope watu wa Machakos can send you home quick.

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

"Unaioshea huku, inachafukia hapa!"
Naisha 💯😂😂😂😂
Ruto could be tutam if he had 7 of these kind of CSs. Ukweli usemwe.

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

🔥🔥The US Treasury just decided to buy it's debt with debt! The dollar is falling apart in real time! 😭😭

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@Realkangethe https://t.co/0T6OkqPM05

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Bangladesh court opens murder investigation against ex-Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina and six former officials over a police killing during recent civil unrest.

[GeniusThinking @GeniusGTX]

This founder started an AI company at 19, spent a decade on AI before anyone cared, and now runs Meta's AI lab.

At a Y Combinator event, Alexandr Wang shared 16 lessons on how you spot what everyone else is 10 years late to:

1) He worked a job first, and says you can't skip it

[Modern Agriculture Updates @ModernAgUpdates]

Those who look down on migrant workers,

take a look, aren't there people like this,

how can the country develop? Can projects be completed?

We must give a thumbs up to our migrant worker brothers 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

I always come back to this Speech once in a while....

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@WilliamsRuto Your authority as president is questionable since the second Tuesday of August within the fifth year has lapsed already. Unless otherwise declared, any declarations cannot entangle taxpayers.

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@Doctorwhoruns @JImmyKarago_ @C_NyaKundiH Nimetulia. Lakini hawa wasee ni machizi!

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@kash_elle @JImmyKarago_ @C_NyaKundiH Oops! 🤐

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

*🔴BREAKING NEWS: Men are in short supply worldwide.*

UN releases demographic report for the first quarter of 2025.

There are 7.8 billion people on planet Earth.

- Women = 4.6 billion
- men = 3.2 billion

So the UN advises women to be cautious in their attitude towards men, because out of 2.2 billion men:

- 1.5 billion married already
- 130 million in jail
- 470 million suffer from mental health problems and various illnesses.

That means there are only about 1.2 billion men available for marriage.

And who is this billion :

- 56% are unemployed
- 3% of them are gay
- 1% are Catholic priests.
- 10% are parents or close relatives
- 30% over 65 years old

So, ladies, married or single, treat men with respect.

There is a shortage of men all over the world pay attention! 😂😂

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@AndrewBolis AI

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@JImmyKarago_ @C_NyaKundiH It will be something so ridiculous like Solar Power Generation Act of 2026/27. Tabled by your favourite culprit Ichung'wa himselofu. It's just nuts!

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@Dennis_Itumbi02 It also seems you got impregnated with non-ideas.

We demand answers.

Kaende kakiendanga!

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@sholard_mancity How can someone suddenly become clever? Anyone, I mean everyone who voted Yes to the Finance Bill 2024 ni WANTAM!

[kuku mellow @KukuMellow]

@Wambuib4sky How can someone suddenly become clever? Anyone, I mean everyone who voted Yes to the Finance Bill 2024 ni WANTAM!