Kulbir Panesar 🇰🇪

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[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I want Russia reinstated in every competition it was banned from, immediately….

[Former Jedi Master @muya_gichigi]

Man China has made electronics affordable for third worlders. I never thought I'd see the day when washing machines, laptops, big fridges/freezers & oven cookers could be affordable. When only big brands used to make this stuff you needed to sell your soul in Kenya to afford one.

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

i'm obsessed with AI DIY projects.

my favorite one right now is this broccoli farmer in hokkaido, japan using Codex to run his 100-hectare farm

this guy never studied agriculture, never inherited land, started out as a civil servant.

but he wanted his farm to run better, and instead of paying an engineering firm he couldn't afford, he just built the tools himself.

here's what he's built on his own:

> remote control of his greenhouse vents from a chat app, wired up with an esp32 board, a motor driver, and cloudflare workers

> a bot that checks each greenhouse's temperature and opens the vents when it gets too hot

> satellite crop-health data laid over a map of his own fields

> an airtable base linking his plots, tasks, materials, and sensors

> wiring diagrams of his electrical panels, generated from a photo

stuff like this used to be locked behind machinery and engineers only the big agribusinesses could pay for.

but this legend just breezed past all of it with a laptop and Codex lol

[ForPitsSake @brokensuit44]

So let me get this as well, a Nduthi will go past a speed camera at over the required speed and nothing will happen ei?

Is that so?

[Kulbir Panesar 🇰🇪 @kulbir_panesar]

Meanwhile Mbappe standing infront of the president 😂

[Sky Blues @SkyBluesXtra]

😭🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki on his pose in the France team photo:

“Nah… Don’t talk about that. It’s a matter of respect, I was standing next to the Minister.

I couldn’t be above her, or have her seen less than me. So I crouched down!”

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Former Diamond Trust Bank (DTB) Parklands branch manager Salimah Pirbhal, her assistant Aabid Kassam, and a third suspect have been charged with stealing Sh149.2M from a client's account.

( Video Courtesy Nairobi Timez)

[Kulbir Panesar 🇰🇪 @kulbir_panesar]

It’s a little known fact that he’s Ugandan, he definitely knows what it means 😂

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Having Mamdani say Wantam is going to be such ammo...

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Mbagathi way was built by bamburi cement as a test project to assess the viability of using concrete to construct roads in 2006. 18 years later bado haina potholes. The government declined implementation of the concept on other roads

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

My generator stopped at 2 a.m. I thought it had run out of fuel. Turns out it had run out of being mine 💔😭😭

[cloutless @peaceful_bully]

Why are cement trucks allowed to throw tiny rocks at your car?

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Public outrage in this country expires faster than milk

[lindy @Lindyyay]

They don’t LOVE it. They feel obligated because they value community.

[trash jones @jzux]

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Just start

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

[Uncle Sam @Sam_The_Uncle]

@historyinmemes All Kenya's first four Presidents in one room.🇰🇪

Sitting -1st President Jomo Kenyatta

Child sitting -4th President, Uhuru Kenyatta

Bending Standing (far right -3rd President, Mwai Kibaki

Second far Right -2nd President, Daniel Moi

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you