⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒

kyman fanatic ︵ Roy no.1 fan ۪𓈒 ຼ ͜𓐇˚ִִ𓈒꒱꒱

@bubbookyurigem 𑁤𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ

[⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒ @kulficream]

UPDATED intro yet again hi
Hi it’s me I’m aster I like to draw n animate shit
I post whatever I want on here I don’t cater to algorithms
I really really really love Roy I selfship w/ him I don’t do the no sharing shit tho
I fuckin love Cartman n kyman
I also rlly like ii
Ok bye

[⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒ @kulficream]

Ok but like. Who r u people why do people follow me I am actually so confused I’m the most uninteresting person ever I like to occasionally draw and animate that’s it

[ᥫ᭡⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Cartman ´ཀ`🌻🇲🇽🇳🇮 @1xKaito__]

I remember when one of those microlabel accs dropped this and y’all hated it cause you didn’t wanna take five seconds to read the definition like cmon

[⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒ @kulficream]

Trying to explain to my dad why I want the expensive jumper from Russia because the teenage boy from the Halloween YouTube show has it

[ziggy @enirojram]

holy relic

[🍿 cartman's popcorn 🦝🦊 @popssicorn]

seeing people genuinely mock eric's body or make him out to be ugly in drawings feels like watchin ur child get bullied without being able to actually do anything about it

[⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒ @kulficream]

@kyworms He can also js learn languages when he wants to god I would HATE him irl from jealously though 😭

[🍓 @kyworms]

if i were kyle i’d be mad too bc how come eric cartman is good at quite literally EVERYTHING. he’s a polyglot, a musical genius, very smart, is good at acting, at photography, can cook??? who does he think he is

[aaron 🍎🧃 @phase1search]

“Black people don’t hang themselves from trees” “So black people can’t be suicidal?” ARE YOU BEING INTENTIONALLY DENSE

[Julia🤳 @out_of_eggs]

i thought there was a new chatbot called Eugene cause my dad kept being like “i’m asking Eugene about that restaurant” “let’s see where Eugene says to park.” but he just made a friend called Eugene

[vinnyくコ:彡 @carbonmonoxeye]

unpopular food opinion on the day is that i LOVE soggy french fries (and i hate the hard crispy ones)

[Addy 🍜 | VGEN @vegeebs]

Doing the reverse of this when u hit the twitter word limit

[nia @loserdykecore]

not to be dramatic but i would die for them

[⌖ aster ੭﹕﹒ @kulficream]

Does someone have that like Lizzo picture cuz why is this guys pfp like the exact same thing as the frame in the video

[Rodri @imRodriBaddie]

i need to stop posting about tik tok but yall gotta see this

[FrootLoops @Frootloops89851]

Making an object show sounds fun til you realize that no one’s gonna care at all

[Worsty @Worst_Trends]

Why is the top comment on every BFDI episode the most pointless observations ever?

It's either this or "If you dodged the leaks claim your reward" (231k likes)

[🍎🍓🍊🍍🍌🍋🍈🍐🫐🍇🍑🥥 #HITWT @antidovelyn]

If twitter had a profile view feature people would think I'm a stalker I have a bad habit of clicking oomf's profile when seeing their tweet on tl because I want to see their other tweets💔

[idk of nothingtwt 🐀 @Marteenington]

the idea that Butters and Cartman should switch parents or whatever makes no sense to me because genuinely I think if you took modern sp Butters and gave her to Liane Cartman you'd end up with the most evil ass person ever

[Lolz @lol_zz1]

What if they were a couple? Lol.

[gen 🫧 kyman fanatic @brxflovski]

i hate when people make cartman dumb or unhygienic because he's unironically the smartest character aside from kyle and he takes care of himself extremely well

[✩ ajax ! ( GRNCHR CEO ) @IGGYT1SM]

no i think the fear of pregnancy is rooted in the fact that pushing a big ass baby out of your vagina is a scary thing to do