Kumchi

40M on trump

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

SENATORS JUST GAVE MEMECOINS A LEGAL NAME

“NETWORK TOKENS”

Buried in the CLARITY Act is an entire section called:

“CHARACTERISTICS OF NETWORK TOKENS”

The bill describes network tokens whose value can be primarily derived from the underlying blockchain and the broader adoption and use of the network.

In other words…

THE SENATORS CALL MEMECOINS “NETWORK TOKENS”

They spent hundreds of pages trying to figure out crypto and accidentally created the perfect boomer definition for the meme meta.

Read Section 105:
https://t.co/QROGsTfZuE

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

You guys are seriously underestimating what you can put in a v1 transaction.

I am creating a v1 coin with the Windows XP startup sound IN the create tx.

When the coin is live, open the create tx on Solscan, scroll down to “Meme Program” and you’ll see it right there.

Copy paste it into your browser and you can literally play the Windows XP startup sound from the transaction.

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

I JUST FOUND STH INSANE

There was a project for completly anonymous internet solving the only Monero problem

It was called Kovri — THE GARLIC ROUTER PROJECT

Its purpose was to make internet communication anonymous

And Kovri used something called garlic routing

I found the actual Monero dev chat where they were discussing it:

PROOF:

https://t.co/Ck9FsaVBXi

They even had a GitHub project for it called ∫alti, a Firefox extension designed to safely browse the I2P anonymous network while maintaining anonymity.

Redirecting all fees to their github:
https://t.co/gWgjsaaii3

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

@Solanadegen @Zcash @BoltricksDev @black_bird_LLC yeah kill the chart fully turd

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

THIS IS LITERALLY INSANE

A ZEC DEV JUST MADE THE ZCASH VERSION OF POKÉMON GO

AND CALLED IT ZECMOON 🌙

Coins randomly spawn across a WORLD MAP

First person to find one gets a 5-second math challenge

Catch it → claim your spot on the leaderboard

And every week:

🥇 $25 in ZEC
🥈 $15
🥉 $10
ZECMOON might be the best narrative out there

Proof:
https://t.co/4opASkfL5x

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[Kumchi @kumchi_]

HOW DID WE OVERLOOK THIS?!

Pairing perfectly with the ZCASH.

3% tax + holder dividends.

Literally a perfect narrative.

Paying DEX at 20k

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[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

i bought zcat yesterday, ive already received 1k zcash in zividends from holding the anonymous cat

zcash holders are typically a completely disparate group from memecoiners, zcat bridging a very large gap in crypto communities enabled by unique meme/sov pairings

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

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[Kumchi @kumchi_]

Lets properly run memeployd now

Perfect time

Launching with 3% tax!

Hold min $20 to get dividends

[memeployd @memeployd]

https://t.co/howBI0L4Dw

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

The biggest NEET meme, now with holder rewards?

$PUMPLOYED

Pairing perfectly with the NEET narrative.

3% tax + holder dividends.

Literally a perfect narrative.

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

Wrong image, correct one is on the website:

https://t.co/EGIdYf1HhZ

[Polymarket Traders @PolymarketTrade]

We gave a fly $100 to trade on Polymarket.

It already called today’s pump in the "25 bps increase" on Fed Decision polymarket.

Every second, its next move is decided by 166,700 neurons.

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

THIS IS CRAZY

We didnt have runner for ETH Stock Pair

Its logo looks like clit

Lets run Clithereum LOL

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

PumpFun just added stock pairs, perfect time to run this

Reddit's currency has always been Karma

every upvote on Reddit gives you Karma

Reddit is being added to the S&P 500 tomorrow

the official Reddit currency finally has a ticker

this should be the runner for Reddit entering the S&P 500

$KARMA

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[Kumchi @kumchi_]

I JUST FOUND NEW CRAZY NARRATIVE

New spiderman movie made 2.4B for MARVEL

And somehow we still don't have the coin for it.

Trump has literally been shilling marvel stock https://t.co/qiion52WLB

And now even Jensen is calling it https://t.co/RrMAdgdTui

The biggest Marvel movie of the year just printed $2.4B+ at the box office.

WE NEED THE MARVEL COIN.

$MURVEL

[Brandon Walker on Investing @vip92226041]

🚨 Jensen Huang’s Latest Stock Calls

Last time he called out:
$INTC (Intel) — at $22
$MU (Micron) — at $46
$NBIS (Nebius) — at $18
$DELL (Dell Technologies) — at $25

Now he’s calling:
$SPCX (SpaceX) — at $147
$MRVL (Marvell) — at $223
$CRWV (CoreWeave) — at $88

“Nuclear is a wonderful source of energy”
💡 Don’t miss out again. Save this list and turn on notifications so you catch the next alert.

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

AMD IS THE RUNNER OF TODAY

$AMD is up ~4% today while the S&P, Nasdaq and Nvidia are all red

AMD just raised its AI TAM outlook to $2T by 2030 and expects data-center revenue to hit ~$70B in 2027

And we didn't even have the coin for it

AMD = ADVANCED MONEY DEVICES

They don't manufacture chips
They manufacture money💰

https://t.co/plSnGoPS7e

https://t.co/gg3tDptoDx

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

SOMEONE ON REDDIT CREATED A NEW TERM CALLED “HARD PO”

IT REPRESENTS A NEW INTERNET MOVEMENT AGAINST AI SLOP.

The funniest part: the original creator somehow had Grok image generation blocked, turning Hard Po into the literal meme that stops AI from making more slop.

It’s going insanely viral on Reddit — 13K+ upvotes in a few days.

https://t.co/8hwkWiUk6B

Pairing it with the biggest AI bubble names: Anthropic, OpenAI & NVIDIA.

$HARDPO

THE ANTI-AI SLOP MASCOT.

https://t.co/ab82jkWlZ3

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

I JUST FOUND THE MOST INSANE MEME NARRATIVE

HUNTER BIDEN'S COIN JUST LOST 95% OF ITS VALUE

But the Hunter meta gets even crazier

Hunter Biden: documented crack & cocaine addiction
https://t.co/P0tzdZ9CPi

Biden family: 40+ year Nantucket Thanksgiving tradition.

Hunter was literally in Nantucket with Joe Biden for Thanksgiving 2024.
https://t.co/Le1tFYmC0m

Nantucket wastewater: cocaine levels recently hit ~3× the US average.
https://t.co/pLKe0Uv9gP

And the internet has already turned Nantucket into a massive white-boy / trust-fund-baby meme universe.
https://t.co/TqTvPGQGfG

The narrative was already there.

We just gave it a ticker.

$HUNTUCKET

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[Kumchi @kumchi_]

Some Reddit users created the term AI Thirst

To describe the insane amount of water being consumed to power and cool the AI.

And it’s already going super viral.

https://t.co/8pH8WMmYYE

26K upvotes in 1 day.

Now we finally have a meme for the water side of AI.

I’m pairing it to the 3 biggest AI stocks on OTC — OpenAI, Nvidia and Anthropic.

https://t.co/PdmQMqAHD2

Launching Thirstcoin

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

I JUST FOUND THE NEW FAANG:

new stock acronym: $BATMAN

THIS IS HUGE

if you pair it with the biggest stocks:

bitcoin:native

$AAPL

$TSLA

$MSFT

$AMZN

$NVDA

-> B A T M A N Stock

https://t.co/SQqJxtVsvf

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Time taken to reach a $1 trillion market cap:

Bitcoin: 12 years
Meta: 17 years
Tesla: 18 years
Google: 21 years
Amazon: 24 years
Nvidia: 30 years
Apple: 42 years
Microsoft: 44 years

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

https://t.co/4ihWusCmLk

[Kumchi @kumchi_]

Needs BTC Distro

OG STC Dev here

Launching with otc wbtc distribution

[thedevrrrrrr @thedevrrrrrrr]

Solana, Robinhood, and even BSC are all flooded with stocks. Stocks this stocks that only stocks stocks stocks.

2 years ago, pumpfun tweeted that "You failed at making stock pamp. the only way to save face is to pivot to shitcoins"

Shitcoin is the savior and the hedge against all stocks. Bid Shitcoin if you miss memes..
https://t.co/j9jDCRWQ0V