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Whatever is mine is looking for me!

[Rotimi Adeosun (RMA). @adeosunm]

HABITS THAT DEFINE A TYPICAL AFRICAN:
1. Urinating behind the house.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where noone enters.
5. When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.
6. When you take a bath, they will ask you if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some untensils aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.
9. No natural death occurs in Africa.Your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a prostitute.
12. Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.
13. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g. gizzard.
14. Buying new clothes when there is a festival.
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.
16. Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.
17. Looking left and right when crossing one way road.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.
20. Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
21. When electricity goes off, checking your neighbours if they are in dark to.
22. Turning back and touch padlock to confirm that you've looked the door well.
23. Washing the face with remaining water after tooth brushing.
24. Coughing loudly when in the pit latrine, when one is coming to use it and sack is used for a door.
😀😀😀

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

Good morning 5am club. To be successful at anything, you don’t have to be special. You do have to be consistent, determined and willing to work for it. No shortcuts.🌺

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

nobody tells you that healing isn't just about getting better—it's about grieving who you were before you knew you deserved better. recovery includes mourning your former tolerance for harm.

[Nelson @creofvera]

Yall don't be out here battling demons..
Yall be battling Accountability..

[Mariano @thisismariano_]

From age 18-35, read this;

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

The older I get, the more I just wanna be chill. I'm not interested in fighting with anyone nor proving myself to anyone nor clapping back at anything. We either communicate in a healthy way or we don't talk at all. I'm fine with either.

[Khutso Theledi @KhutsoTheledi]

Stop thinking that everyone needs to believe in you.

They don't.

It's your job to believe in yourself!

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

They won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be dangerous and still win.They will only tell u stories where girls are sweet and kind and reject all sin. I guess to them it’s a terrifying thought,a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in

[Tichaona Nhizwa @TichaonaNhizwa]

Good morning, my name is is Tichaona I sell new, quality clothes from USA for a living. Please help me by supporting my hustle. My shop is at Galaxy Mall First Floor Stall 12. Cnr First Street and Jason Moyo. Contact me on [phone].

[WellnesMe @WellnesMe]

A father is looking for his son.

Please please Retweet.

[COUTINHO LFC 🔴 @surecr7]

This shit is funny af 😂😂😂

[Harare development community @NorthHarare]

Gogo had these triplets dumped on her after the father run away leaving the mother to look after these kids herself.
Once again we need your help, kids clothes, milk, porridge, food to help out donate and we will pick them up wherever.
#CommunitySolutions
#togetherness

[MemoMakanika🇿🇼🔨🔩🔧 @MemoMakanika]

My name is Memory Bere
I am a motor mechanic 👩‍🔧
Zita rebasa ndinonzi MemoMakanika, Chimhamha che simbi 🦾

Please retweet to inspire others ladies that if l can do it... you can do it also......

#Mondayvibes
#MemoMakanika
#kusunga simbi ndokubasa kwamhamha 🦾
👩‍🔧🛠🧰🦾

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Some people talk about you because they lost the privilege to talk to you💯

[djsbu @djsbu]

Learn to reward disloyalty with distance