Pizza School Salutatorian

Not actually good at kung fu. Actually Xander.
Working in brand marketing.
He/him

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

This IMdb trivia is going to haunt me to my dying day

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@octothorpe_dr @truthbone18167 @TizzyEnt You tweet like an idiot with a thesaurus

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@TerenasIII @ac132 @dieworkwear The pr team

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@MiamiMoleMan @appartio @Dexerto He spread North Korean propaganda in public. That’s not a prank, that’s sedition.
He also desecrated a statue dedicated to the women who had to endure sexual slavery.

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@illbearound2024 @PGHClothingCo @NjTank99 Replace every American flag with hard seltzer ads

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@LiLove87186560 @KNBR Hit! Hit! Make it go flying!
Kiwoom (Lee’s KBO team) hero
Junghoo Lee!
Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit!
Make it go flying!
Kiwoom hero, Junghoo Lee!

안타! 안타! 날려버려라!
키움 히어로
이정후!
안타 안타 안타 안타
날려버려라!
키움 히어로
이정후!

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@elonmusk Bitch, you tried to pay people $1 million dollars to vote the way you wanted. You have no morals and WI told you to kick rocks

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@lukeisamazing lol did the Falun Gong receive money from USAID?

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@CharlesFrank65 @HuckurLuck @0331nash @JesseKellyDC This is her home country

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@HuckurLuck @JacquieLo @JesseKellyDC Jackie Robinson joined the Dodgers less than 80 years ago. The Redskins didn’t allow black players when you were a teenager

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@HuckurLuck @JesseKellyDC She’s American. Her mom was Korean. You’re dumb.

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@Saqib_hmed @nickbalaz @charmdiddy That’s an established pattern. Black voters were also one of the biggest opponents to gay marriage in California

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

“Hmm that looks interesting. That may be important later on. I should come back for that. I can’t use that right now.”

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

Mfw I can’t pick something up off the ground and I keep saying “I don’t have inventory space for that now”

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@sundownmotel Bill. This is good.

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@xieish U up looking for treasure?

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@chuckscheper @ChayaRaichik10 Good advice for Chaya

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

@cameronwilson @k_morrissey Why are u retweeting 4 year old tweets?

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@DreddCrypto @WhollyHanna @StancilJim You should work on your trolling because this is very bad.

[Pizza School Salutatorian @kungfuXander]

@_cingraham /quietly “sharketplace of ideas”

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@kthorjensen i call my friends the flavor pack