kungfumyth

🐉 Chinese Kung Fu secrets.
🔮 Daily Chinese Zodiac fortunes & cosmic alignments.
📜 Mystical Daoist Talismans & ancient wisdom. Dive into the East!

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@CoinMarketCap DeFi on weekdays, CeFi on weekends, Broke forever

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@_falsi1ke Disrespect" is usually just code for "she remembers when I couldn't afford a combination meal and my ego can't handle it anymore.

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@Nithya_Shrii I tried remaining silent but they just assumed I agreed with them and kept talking for another two hours

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@NoContextHumans This is a luxury spa experience until the chef turns up the heat to a rolling boil.

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@BBCBreaking It rains in this country for 11 months straight, but 2 days of sunshine and the entire water infrastructure immediately collapses. Classic.

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@czbinanceprd The "Parody" in your name is the only financial advice I need to follow here😂

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@cb_doge @Grokipedia @Similarweb Best part? Grokipedia won't pop up every 5 seconds begging me for $3 to save their life

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@elonmusk @CathieDWood My bank account has been practicing deflation for years. I was ahead of the curve.

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@elonmusk @Landeur Let me guess, you're either thinking about the future of humanity or you just dropped your phone on your face. There is no in-between.

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@elonmusk @Chesschick01 what's??

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@WatcherGuru Massive win for Ripple. Extremely bullish for $RLUSD and $XRP. We are going to the moon!

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@elonmusk @MeesWynants Me checking my bank account hoping to see at least 8 dollars.😑

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@elonmusk @pmarca Whenever the AI answers go wrong, the whole board will just be like: "AIAIAI..."

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@elonmusk Destroying dogmas by using first principles and biology, not feelings. This is what intellectual honesty looks like

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@PopBase Being in that crowd must have felt like a fever dream

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Me: "How much is the beer?"

Server: "$10 or $12."

Me: "What kind of guy do I look like to you?"

Server: "Sorry, sir. We don't carry the $2 kind."

Me: 😤

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@TaraBull Greek statue holding a modern dumbbell? Grok is really out here rewriting history books

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@charli_xcx The holy trinity of pop culture is returning. Music, fashion, and cinema are saved

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@netflix Finally, we can watch the East Blue arc without 10 minutes of reaction shots and flashbacks per episode. Thank you WIT

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@PopBase HBO saw the vision. Take all my money, I don’t care, just release it tomorrow