@ndlesoup@Bloodyosi@LockeEstee The pair of fools gather the audacity to bow towards a wedding audience that isn’t even theirs– but not to anyone’s complaint, anyway. Taking in one last breath, they settle down towards their assigned seats, sharing a high five for a job well pulled off.
@ndlesoup@Bloodyosi@LockeEstee Laughs and cheers can be heard from the crowd as everyone scurries away to pick up their own share of Dylan and Polaris’ little surprise for the couple. Talk about sponsors! They can pay your bills, they can pay your telephone bills!
@ndlesoup@Bloodyosi@LockeEstee As Dylan follows suit, securing his hold on Polaris, the two begin to walk down the path to the altar in confidence (probably from the tequila). The smiles on their faces tell the audience that they most definitely have something up their sleeves–
@ndlesoup@Bloodyosi@LockeEstee Yet he continues anyway, leaning towards the girl beside him, “I mean to be fair, we’re here for Estee– but I’d be more than willing to adopt Locke into our�� humble abode.” Controlling one’s laugh is almost impossible still, balance wavering momentarily as his head spins.
@Bloodyosi@LockeEstee Polaris and Dylan stand by the entrance, fiddling with their outfits as they watch the previous pair of sponsors walk down the aisle. And like the fools they always have been, Dylan begins a banter with a hushed, teasing tone, “Popo doesn’t even know the groom.”