Chris Kunitz

2004 @theAHL Allstar Product | 1x Brettzky WWOF | 2x BOTW Burner to Watch

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

It’s hotter than me in the 03’-04’ AHL All-Star Game out

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

@LDickspecial Pussy

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Does this mean I have to get back on the piss?

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

1 cube and you are doing how

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Keeping the socks up tonight

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Sharks fans would be quote tweeting this talking about how important it is to conserve energy and how Macklins isn’t being lazy here and then make up some fantasy world in their mind where they get married and grow old together

[g r i m @grimposting]

Literally wtf is Celebrini doing?

[Richard “Patriot” Fitzwell @CBSDickFitzwell]

Brought some hockey tape to the bar, never know when it might come in handy. @heatdaddy69420

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

What the fuck are you talking about

[Dignan (Thump) Perkins @DiggyDude775284]

Just saw my name in her notes app next to “decent lay but a awful hang”

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Some guys want it more

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

@danglingsince97 And I invented striking out at the bar

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Take the brain off the whip now it makes no sense

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Fort Lauderdale smells like Versace cologne and piss

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

@DiggyDude775284 ?

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

@DiggyDude775284 Shrink 😂

[Mike "Shif" Shiflet @MikeShiflet]

This year should be pretty easy #march

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

In the window seat and the middle seat didn’t show up. My ex girlfriend went to laudy around this time of year last year and cheated on me. Now I’m going to laudy. Why do I still miss her?

Orange juice and vodka

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

@jags68plus1 If you need an excuse I’m on it

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Delayed flight now I have to spend $200 at the airport bar

[Chris Kunitz @kunitzallstar]

Holy fuckidy fuck I’m back on the piss