kunjila mascillamani

Writer, Director. Mallu living in Mallu land after having lived in Bombay for 5 years, Calcutta for 4.
Another, the same.

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Happy and honoured to have been selected for this prestigious programme. Off to Canada in September. Excited. :)

[TIFF: The Market @TIFF_TheMarket]

TIFF Directors’ Lab focuses on directorial debuts, refining creative projects and preparing them for the marketplace. Twenty directors are selected to receive career-launching mentorship from experienced filmmakers and industry leaders. #TIFF50 https://t.co/kkPsfZzlFw

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

@finaldraftinc Really? Final Draft 13-
Crashes every fifteen minutes.
Can't handle documents longer than 50 pages.
The cursor swirls for an eternity every time you
save,
it autosaves,
Words, text selection, cursor placement, take 15 seconds to appear.
You hate screenwriters?

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

@tamerajavempala I liked the bit where the English friend gave it back to him too. Saying, no, you place the order, I might embarrass you. 😂

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Gawd! For someone who claims to love "Indian food," @Trevornoah really ought to get his facts right. What on earth is a sandwich with a curry filling? There is no way an Indian boy looked at a sandwich and screamed "curryyyy!" because there can't be curry inside a sandwich! 1/2

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

And don't even get me started on giving sneak peaks at your geni5alia to everyone including children as if it's the most normal thing to do. (Yes, it does get exposed in case you were pretending to not know it.)

Also, why is washing hands after peeing not a thing for most men?

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Why do men STILL do this? Men everywhere, from all classes, hell, I have friends who do it. This wasn't even an isolated place. Loads of people come and go, including children - as seen in the second photo, taken just a bit later. What example are you setting for them?

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

@TrumannNeumann @dhanyarajendran Calicut. It's there in Kochi too. Who is Elizabeth?

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

He he. For variety. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm proud that where I'm from, the busiest and the best restaurant flaunts this signboard quite unabashedly.
Paragon Forever. Paragon Restaurant, Calicut

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

❤️❤️❤️

[Kulpreet Yadav @Kulpreetyadav]

It was a pleasure hearing your pitch. Your enthusiasm, commitment, and belief in the concept were truly infectious. I was captivated by the world you’ve created, and I’m confident your vision will soon attract producers & collaborators. All the best! #MalayalamMovie #filmpitch

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Had a wonderful time pitching Guptam (The Last of Them Plagues) at @BlrLitFest #ScreenLit The insights of the jury @Kulpreetyadav @VikasSwarup @mishtydoi and Ranjani Krishnakumar were really helpful.

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

@BATA_India Refusing to give the bill unless you provide the number is ILLEGAL. It has been upheld by the court several times since. It's not according to YOUR convenience that the business model should work. It's according to the customer's. https://t.co/whZ1xBR1HE

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Shop owners are NOT allowed to force customers to give their phone number for bill generation yet they routinely do it. My most recent experience was at #Bata where the person at the till REFUSED to give me the bill unless i gave my mobile number. (1/?)

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

@Fastrack @jagograhakjago This is an open window for spamming and other threats that is being forced on the consumer for NO reason. Stop this right now!

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

I had a similar experience at @Fastrack where they refused to give me the bill and warranty card unless i gave my phone number. The Ministry of Consumer Affairs @jagograhakjago advisory from 2023 CLEARLY prohibits this.

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Produced by Jeo Baby and Kani Kusruti. Written and Directed by me. 😌 Hope to see it made soon.

[Variety @Variety]

'All We Imagine as Light' Star Kani Kusruti Turns Producer With Goa Project 'Guptam' (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/RB5L4gVRi1

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

Why is the SBI ATM machine in Mananchira, Calicut providing only English and Hindi as options for the interface? Someone asked me to withdraw cash for them because they couldn't navigate the system. Why have you removed Malayalam from options? Please rectify. @TheOfficialSBI

[Tess Joseph @Tesselmania]

I was 20 years old quiz directing #koteeswaran when the mallu host #mukeshkumar called my room multiple times and then changed my room to beside his on the next sch. My then boss @derekobrienmp spoke to me for an hour & got me out on the next flight. 19 yrs on thank you Derek.

[kunjila mascillamani @kunjila]

This is the worst I've seen Djokovic play. Feel bad when that happens. A bad day on the wrong day.