Jake Kunkel

Burner accounts are for cowards. I complain about sports.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[Jake Kunkel @kunkel_jake]

I really find it more fun when the reds are explicitly rebuilding and going 72-90, rather than actually trying to win games and compete for the division, which they will never do again. Because I only need a few young players to play well to feel good and think about the future

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

2018 had some fun rankings 🥹

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

I'm Tanka Jahari but I would never leave a man on base.

@stewart_sal

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

.700 AVG with a 2.069 OPS in the Opening Series for Sal Stewart‼️

#ATOBTTR

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Welcome back to Cincy Eugenio Suarez!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Who is your favorite vampire?"

“The one from Sesame Street.”

“He doesn't count!"

“I assure you, he does.”

[Pat Beers @JustPlainPat]

You’re laughing? My favorite baseball team is on pace to lose 162 games and you’re laughing?

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[Bleed Blue Network @BleedBNetwork]

By rule, Herb Sendek couldn’t call time out. So argument #1 is dead. The clock didn’t delay in starting. Argument #2 dead. The haters have simply outed themselves to be non ball knowing haters.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

BREAKING: Silvio Dante has been arrested, as per Super Bowl Sunday tradition

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

REGULAR SEASON 🧹

[Jake Kunkel @kunkel_jake]

Doug shows should actually be investigated for this.

This is like Tim Duncan getting ejected for laughing level of awful

[The Kentucky Network @KentuckyNet]

This is beyond embarrassing by these SEC officials

What a fucking clown show

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

If thats not an offensive foul for the hook, then its nothing. The foul on Oweh is CRAZY

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play