Savvy

take nothing at face value. there is a constant layer you are not aware of. enjoy the messy puzzle my friend.

🏳️‍⚧️ / poly / will crash out on main.

[yūn @unit0214]

scripture by giorgos kazakis

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking into a sex shop in a full wizard outfit and asking the employees where they keep the magic wands

[Savvy @kuntservation]

making health appts by myself before bed bc I know I wont do it in the morning or day.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

so it turns out the trick to sounding like youve smoked a pack of Marlboros a day for the last 40 years is actually getting a nose bleed while sleeping and waking up with your throat decimated.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

@WillowMouseDoll hey doll, I look forward to seeing ya on my feed. :] I would miss ya.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

ever just been scrolling Instagram and suddenly you get an ad for the belt your father used to hit you with? 😅 no just me?

[Savvy @kuntservation]

lookin into starting some shenanigans. some buffoonery. getting up to some antics. 👀

[flesh connoisseur ⚧️ @pvncture_ritual]

how are people still coming into shops asking which ear piercing is the gay one. Its actually all gay from now on

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

If the trans function doesn’t have clocky
girls you know it’s gonna be evil as hell

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[Absent Writer Doll @AbsenceDoll]

And, if that took it away from her, then that was okay.

If... If a bit lonely admittedly.

...

She misses it.

She's confident enough to admit as much.

She loved it.

Dearly.

She will always love it.

No matter how far away it goes from her.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

c: guess who just wasted their entire day diagnosing a problem that the car didnt come in for, and wasnt a problem until someone fingerfucked around with it. I love being the designated fix things for my coworkers person.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

actively looking forward to slicing cardboard boxes with a razor blade and thats when i know work is stressful.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

girlfriends that take your phone whenever you hang out and take pictures of themselves are heaven sent.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

3am crashout? excuse me, this is not what I ordered. guess im overdue for a restless night in my feelings.

[Savvy @kuntservation]

@SophieStardusts im terrified at this concept. lemme know who says bazonga first.