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[soulvapour @soulvapourz]

almost swallowed mouthwash cuz my brain thought it was a shot

[8N @aidenstwt]

he’s telling me why him and all his exes split and he’s highkey the issue

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

Let me rub a alcohol pad behind your ear and let’s see what color it is

[aleks @fancyyaleks]

gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

the thing about me is im not an opportunist and i will burn that bridge. idgaf what you can do for me

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

All Bubble Blowing Babies Will Be Beaten Senseless By Every Able Bodied Patron In The Bar

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

ariana not done talking about how she's miss goodpuss

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[just a girl♌️ @Bow2DJay]

Cut out alcohol and haven’t lost any additional weight so I’m gonna go back to drinking and burning calories in the club

[monty @monty_avo]

gonna keep quiet on that gender role conversation because no shade i love when a nigga treats me like a princess

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

always. walk. away. after. the. first. betrayal.

[piñiña piña calalal @pullmypiercing]

Slept though the entire day again

[앤드류 @DemiSenpaii]

We’re sooo back😭

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

about to b outside w the homegirl who just broke up w her nigga

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

Had 4 different sex dreams last night.. a hoe even in the sleep realm

[esoteric fat boy @xezirsalad]

living in a conservative town means sometimes the fаgcent slips in public so one time i heard a little girl at the grocery store go "mommy mommy! he sounds like lumpy space princess!!" like ouuu she got me good

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[briaa⁷ LOST WAB THE ETERNAL @theirthv]

When I come to the realization that I didn't want a relationship, I just wanted another friend

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

in a replying mood