Cliff

grad school kid. programmer. web designer. eater. dreamer. occasional sleeper.

[thewesleychan @thewesleychan]

Before presidency, how about trying compassion first? @realDonaldTrump says he will be "a president for all Americans" Okay, prove it. (5/5)

[Max Howell @mxcl]

Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.

[Cliff @kurifu]

@HAUMPH you'll probably want to talk to the front desk at the Sheraton, there was a mixup with our rooms =\

[berty ashley @bertyashley]

@RichardDawkins Is this where we're heading? What Nonsense!

[Cliff @kurifu]

Wtf Los Angeles why is it so hot, I can only get so naked

[Tritonal @Tritonal]

"When you're happy, you enjoy the music but when you're sad, you understand the lyrics." 🎶

[Cliff @kurifu]

Team name for hacking competition at work: GuardiansOfPeace. Other notable names: RemoteAccessTacos, InLogsWeTrust, droppingtableslikeitshot

[ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴡʜɪᴛᴛᴀᴋᴇʀ @rundavidrun]

Apparently, a sufficient number of puppies can explain any computer science concept. Here we have multithreading:

[Cliff @kurifu]

@loadlibrary @KittyCalamities I waaant

[Cliff @kurifu]

@SPECTRL I'm having issues with Rec occasionally not saving files but still showing success notifications, where do I file a bug report?

[Cliff @kurifu]

It finally happened; after 2.5 years living without any roommates, I've finally locked myself out #ggwp

[Cliff @kurifu]

@loadlibrary i'll just leave this here: http://t.co/AaBEXVXRno

[Cliff @kurifu]

One way ticket to SF 8/30 - ?

[Cliff @kurifu]

"Hey can you come by my cube?" "Sure be there in a sex" #ihatemondays

[Cliff @kurifu]

@mochibunnny what are you waiting for? =P

[Cliff @kurifu]

http://t.co/6x9MI3kcgr , my new favorite subreddit

[Cliff @kurifu]

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

[Cliff @kurifu]

@thecalvincycle wat