David© D Pleb

The old fart has returned to moan and groan like all old farts do. Still fighting the evil grannies to make supermarkets safe for all. Beware! Sarcasm abounds

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Reminder ~ Evil Grannies can be of any age and any gender. They are the road hogs, the pavement hogs, the entrance blockers, ditherers, etc

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Yesterday's #sarnivacation song lyrics where from

https://t.co/6ZX2fAQIsj

50 smug points if you got it

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

THE CLASHINDARROCH BEAST https://t.co/0ZeK6IPfKX via @UKChange

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Good Afternoon Twitizens and welcome to a dull cloudy day here in sunny #Southend

[#AnimalrightsIⓋY @Animalrightsivy]

Over 85% of us oppose fox hunting, yet it keeps happening and it goes unpunished.
Let's thank to this brave woman for saving this fox from such horrible death and the groups interrupting hunts, speak up for the ban to be reinforced and protect foxes.
#KeepTheBan #BoxingDay 💔🦊

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Goodnight World, please stay safe

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

A lucky 4/7 for me in today's quiz #3995 @ https://t.co/6Mlq2JqWwu collect 20 shiny smug points if you do better

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

My road is kind alone
I just gotta get back home
I'm really sorry for acting that way
I'm really sorry
Oh little girl I'm really sorry
For telling you lies for so long
Oh please forgive girl

and have my bacon #sarnification

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Goodnight Wotld hope you all had a lovely #Christmas Day but do stay safe

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Yesterday's #sarnification song lyrics were from

https://t.co/0bHQubkXWo

50 smug points if you got it

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Christmas greetings from the Herdwicks of High Tilberthwaite https://t.co/fCnbD2lNC4 via @UKChange

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

THANK YOU AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS https://t.co/x75Zt2Vy9I via @UKChange

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Good Morrow Twitizens and a very merry #Christmas 🎄🎄 from a bright sunny day here in sunny #Southend

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Goodnight World, stay safe

[City of Southend-On-Sea @Southend0nSea]

Seven Christmas foods that are dangerous to dogs https://t.co/I7H2ot4WPw

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

A good 5/7 for me in today's quiz #3993 @ https://t.co/xlq80vQL5I 30 of my precious smug points if you do better

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

Well, I grew up quick
and I grew up mean
My fist got hard
and my wits got keen
I'd roam from town to town
to hide my shame
But I made me a vow
to the moon and stars

to always obey bacon's #sarnification demands

[David© D Pleb @kursaal_returns]

I just signed a petition asking for our electoral system to be cleaned up! Will you sign too? #electionresults2019 https://t.co/jeUJ1FQ4KB via @38_degrees

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Castle Cary Town Council: Stop the Boxing Day Hunt https://t.co/5HA9hFxOqC via @UKChange