Kurt Solomon

[Kurt Solomon @kurt_j_solomon]

@lonelyplanet You only need to visit 4 cities to know Canberra’s not in the top three

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@arobertwebb my gal made this from what we believe to be your most inspirational peep show quote and we love you

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Don't you hate it when you're picking petals off a flower and suddenly someone doesn't love you? #feels 💔

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I'm beginning to regret not forwarding all those threatening chain emails when I was 8...

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What's another word for thesaurus?

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I think my dream career is being Wizard Whitebeard from the Where's Wally books. That guy's got it sorted.

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Maybe by 'box of chocolates', Forrest Gump's mother meant a box made of chocolates, rather than a box full of chocolates. Changes the movie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a masked gunman in your apple. That would be worse.

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Seriously though, the Pixar movie 'Up' is just Dido's 'Thank You' music video with balloons

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More is more

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Do you think Free Willy knows he's famous? Retweet for yes, favourite for maybe

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Is breast milk vegan? #veganism

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Being friends with Tom Hanks would be hard cos when he writes 'thanks', you wouldn't know whether he's thanking you or abbreviating his name

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This 2015 is different from the one in #BackToTheFuture because Doc altered the space time continuum in that time machine train he built

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"Time to get a watch" means 10am cos this is the best watch buying time: no crowds, not too early and the desired watch will still be there

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Seriously - is that just me, or do you really want pressing the button more times to make traffic stop quicker? #nextedison

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Another great invention: pedestrian traffic light buttons that speed up how quickly the green man pops up the more times you press them

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Today in France someone asked me whether there is a point to water. I'm sure his English was a little off, but he raises a good question

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If a tree falls in a forest and there are people around but those people are deaf and on the other side of the forest, does it make a sound?

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Things I've actually heard people say (unrequested) in London: "pennywhistle"
"Shine your shoes?"