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Not a bricklayer

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@Wyorockstar @OwenGregorian Sometimes just the Duke of Droll

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@OwenGregorian Vitamin chocolate added to ice cream enhances the sexual benefits

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@OwenGregorian Use liberal tears to power nuclear power plants

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@OwenGregorian That’s …… Coo Coo.

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@JackPosobiec They will rob him blind.

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@WilliamShatner I once followed someone who had a great stack. But a bad personality.

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@BrianRoemmele I will take a glazed donut, please.

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@Bits_Bytes_Mike @BrianRoemmele That was before businessmen realized they had to eat their own children to survive. One word: Kodak.

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@BrianRoemmele Is that when Paul went home?

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@OwenGregorian Please don’t throw me into the briar patch.

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@mattvanswol @ZiaErica That doesn’t look like the Kansas I was from. Dorothy was wrong to return from Oz.

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@BrianRoemmele Joules are all you need. McCartney was wrong.

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@BrianRoemmele The battery in my Radio Shack calculator lasted from 1978 - 2025. Unlike the bulb, it could do division.

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@depressionlesss That wouldn’t happen with a Border Collie or Australian Shepherd

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@BrianRoemmele Just seeing all those cards makes me jumpy. I had a 75% failure rate typing them at 2 am

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@greta I can do it myself. Except without special backgrounds or with an AI cat face.

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@ZiaErica @BrianRoemmele Emo Phillips had a joke in which he told God they were alike because they both drove a Galaxy. The next thing he knew he had been turned into a Pez dispenser

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@BrianRoemmele The Wayback machine is vital, doubly so since Mr Peabody isn’t here to repair it.