My mate bought his mrs a fat off dildo for when he was offshore and was sending him dirty vids. He got jealous of the dildo and said she was enjoying it too much and made her chop it up on FaceTime to him 😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking creasing
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.