Kurt Faerber

❤️@celtic_keeper18 8/9/17 ❤️ | WSU ‘22 | If you don't get my humor that's okay, it's not for you anyway

[Kurt Faerber @KurtFaerber]

I picked it because it’s Hitler’s birthday too

[Longsofa @longsofa_]

crazy how @KurtFaerber birthday on 4/20 this year

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Time to solve this as civilized midwesterners
RT: Ope
Fav: Oops

[Kurt Faerber @KurtFaerber]

Slow dancing on the patio after prom > prom

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Former Chicago police Detective J.J. Bittenbinder not amused by John Mulaney's parody in new Netflix stand-up special https://t.co/vDbaikqV94

[Triolet Lawn & Curb @trioletcurbs]

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[Kurt Faerber @KurtFaerber]

@vMx_Raven Thanks Kelsi.... and I have just one question: Would you like an egg in these trying times?

[Kurt Faerber @KurtFaerber]

@sarahrgendron Thanks so much Sarah you’re a true homie!

[Sarah Gendron @sarahrgendron]

Happy 18th Birthday to one of my best friends!❤️Sorry that your birthday is 4/20🙃

[⎛⎝JayeCat⎠⎞ ⚧🪬 @JayeTweet]

HAHAHAHAHA

I can't stop rereading this and laughing

[Longsofa @longsofa_]

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[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

Criminals won't obey gun laws! Let's do away with murder laws too because 100% of murderers didn't obey them either!

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

I commend you for quickly introducing legislation to avoid same horrible tragedy, after a dog died on an airline. I hope it passes.
It would be nice if you and your colleagues would pass legislation to avoid same horrible tragedy after 17 kids and faculty were killed at a school. https://t.co/RWlONWffm5

[puff @rishipuff]

the same guy who gets grossed out by two dudes kissing is perfectly willing to go all Shape of Water for retweets https://t.co/7GRpJcZiKd

[Spencer McClure @spencermcclure_]

‼️Conspiracy Theory‼️
For my fans of The Office... Toby Flenderson is the Scranton Strangler. And I’ll tell you why...