Kurt Schlenker

The Ohio State University 2022!!! accounting major, club swimming

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Everything is going to be alright. Maybe not today, but eventually.

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@JGuessAgain_ @OSUCrush How about happily in love you weirdo

[Rusty Shackleford @noluckneal]

Hungover as fuck. Retweeting this is the only way to make me feel better
@MichelobULTRA

[Jeremy Birmingham @Birm]

Might wanna zoom in for this one

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

My sister Heidi: “Did the titanic actually happen? Like this is a legit question”

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

How many times will @kalia_17 call me “a lazy piece of shit” during this quarantine?

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@mackenzielange @CarlyLange Trust me twin telepathy is real

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@kalia_17 What about Heidi too?

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@kalia_17 The Schlenker house bar crawl, I’m in!!!

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@RosenbeckRyan Definitely a need

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Well at least you can’t say I didn’t try

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

@thebrowncIown Smh #fakefriend

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Whether I’m having a good or a bad day country music sure does make it better

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Me for the next three days...

[Reagan Schroer @schroer_reagan]

@CampusParc in the spirit of giving this Thanksgiving season. Would you match my $72 parking ticket by giving to my BuckeyeThon page and help make generations of kids for years to come very thankful?
https://t.co/u2Sf3q9nuf

[Reagan Schroer @schroer_reagan]

Typical @CampusParc logic. You put a lot around JO West. Don't put any signage there. And then fine people $75 because apparently you can't park in the empty lot you have to go a quarter mile away.

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

My family has rewinded a movie 7+ times now just to hear one note in one song from the movie Aladdin

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

It’s already been a long day and it’s not even 930 yet

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Less than 4 weeks of classes left and I still don’t have my class schedule memorized

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Update: professor didn’t show up... still has to take the midterm tho 😢

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Supposed to have a mid term today and the professor still isn’t here yet (it’s been over 30 minutes)

[Kurt Schlenker @kurtis623]

Supposed to have a mid term today and the professor still isn’t here yet (it’s been over 30 minutes)