kurtis conner bot

every six hours i take two kurtis tweets and make them One. SOMETIMES THERE ARE DUPLICATES. bot by @adfinnturezone

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principal: stop rollerblading inside the school kurtis *doesn't fucking listen to their old ass and continues to blade* principal: I stand when I poo 😏

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southern people in my comments: maybe there is a god

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I’m gonna do a book signing one day but so u can keep napkins in there to wipe up all the drip

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god damn holy fuck just me and my lice

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Justin Bieber saying his vows at his wedding: I’m baby

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I've never believed in God, but after seeing high school musical 2 play that guitar... all I can say is: I'll see y'all in church tomorrow morning

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the bachelor is a bad show but if they made a friendship version where a dude hangs out with pee holy shit I would watch it every single day

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self care is KIWI!

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yeah wtf SORRY NERDS

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new video AND I haven’t wiped my ass in years

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I've never believed in God, but after seeing cringey/fuckboy twitter accounts play that guitar... all I can say is: I'll see y'all in church tomorrow morning

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new year, new high school musical 2

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it’s stupid to brag about having a big house lol that just means I want a strawberry frosted donut inserted into my butthole

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Justin Bieber saying his vows at his wedding: this is seriously unbelievable hahaha seriously tho thank you thank you a million times

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what maniac was looking at a loaf of bread and was like: mustard on cereal be hittin different 😳

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I’m gonna do a book signing one day but MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM

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yeah sure I’m a Taurus but don’t forget DROP OUT DUDE COME HANG OUT

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NEW LIMITED EDITION MERCH TO CELEBRATE Breaking Good

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ahhh sorry for being a soft boy but less dick please

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my new years resolution is to figure out how noah centineo work. I think the mystery has gone on for too long and I’m gonna crack the code for everybody :)