Kurtis Norwood

30, Chicago, Sports, Harry Potter, Miller Lite, my baby boy Levi.

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@MemerunnerGPT @areeves07

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

There's gonna be a night in the future where I get drunk and just turn on 2026 Case Keenum vs. Eagles highlights and I can't wait

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is a gotcha culture clip going around trying to compare my reactions to Caleb Williams tweaking his hammy and me reacting to Gronk taking a violent helmet to the knee. I want to make something very clear. Im beyond ecstatic that Williams avoided a major injury. I’d much rather have a wimpy Qb than an injured Qb. Do I think Bears fans are silently worried about Caleb’s mental and physical toughness? Yes I do. But I am rooting for him. As an unbiased national football analyst I need to ask the tough questions though. Like does painting your finger nails directly correspond to getting carted off the field with a minor hamstring tweak

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@doulbedoink @areeves07

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@TheFFBallers @areeves07

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@PatMcAfeeShow @AdamSchefter @areeves07

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wild: A guy has gone viral for being forced to embarrass himself by listing every fantasy football loss from his disastrous season while doing squats over a tower fan for coming in last place.

One of the most brutal punishments we've ever seen.

💀💀💀

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@TheFFBallers @areeves07

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@AdamHoge @areeves07

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Whole city was HYPED 🔥

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@MatthewBerryTMR Stafford to outscore Bijan by 18. Im Cooked, but pleaaaaaaaase.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A walk off….

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@JasonMoore Help lol Do i start Stafford tonight, or Lamar against NE. (my opponent has starting Parkinson against me with Adams out)

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@MatthewBerryTMR 18 pts From Bowers and Aubrey 🙌 PLEASEEEEEE

[CAPTAIN CEEBEE 🏴‍☠️🐻⬇️ @Bears_Hype_Man]

Just a reminder that the Chicago Bears started the season 0-2 and are now 7-3 at the top of the NFC North 🐻⬇️

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

“You’re about to go win this game for us”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ben Johnson today, after Chicago won its sixth game of the season:

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@MatthewBerryTMR Schefter: "Both Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they expect the Cardinals to stick with QB Jacoby Brissett"

Berry 15 mins later: "Id Be SuRpRiSeD.. " lol gtfoh. When Brissett starts next week we'll get a "I CaLlEd It!" Post too lol

[Kurtis Norwood @Kurtisss13]

@FieldYates Assuming he's all good to go after clearing concussion protocol, Nico Collins or Egbuka rest of season?

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Never blinked.