NotTheRealJaredKushner

Parody account. Likes: Jewish blondes, Harvard, falling upward my whole life, orange, nepotism, horror films, Yacht Rock. Hates: Big Government, poor people.

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

Party? **Checks box**
Karamu? **Checks box**
Fiesta? **Checks box**
Forever? **Checks box**
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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Yes. Trump is moving us in an authoritarian direction. But despair is not an option. We must take action to preserve American democracy.

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@HorrorPixi Omg I love Badham’s Dracula!

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@ToddFronauer ET is like the living embodiment of a chode. 🤷‍♂️

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@DonavonBray @RotatingChair “Freddy is IN ME hurts sooooo baaaad!”

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@bostonshib I think that’s the talking point.

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@bostonshib Personal responsibility!!! 🙄🙄🙄🤷‍♂️

[⛧ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖 ⛧ @SlasherCrystal]

💪🏻🇨🇵🔪💀 #HorrorFamily 😂🤣

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@CazzleBoos I remember it! I swear. That movie fucked me up when we watched it middle school. 🤷‍♂️I saw it once more about 5 years ago, as well.

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@TheMike31 Niiiice!

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@CazzleBoos Tenefly Viper!

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@RottenPopSid Does Destroy All Monsters count?

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@Benfulkman99 Yo, got Roy Budd’s Get Carter Soundtrack?!

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@Benfulkman99 I got that one!

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@scottmarks @thebeatles Wtf she said that? Time for her to be canceled!

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@Benfulkman99 K-Tel=quality

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@mollagus I really enjoyed that film. It’s a great, violent thriller.

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

@DXillet Limbo right now! Northern lower peninsula Michigan.

[NotTheRealJaredKushner @kushner_the]

Henry Silva deserves a Hollywood Star if he doesn’t already have one!