Kush Patel

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.😉😌

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

the more I think, the deep I sink

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

A little lost… A lot found!!

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Paidal chal raha hu gadi chahiye

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

@vidhijayanii

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

If you feel like you're missing something in life, it's probably me

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Sabko lagta tha ki nimboo sirf doodh hi faad sakta hai !

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

I never thought I'll listen to someone so carefully but gallan teri mithiyaan main sari raat sunta jaun...

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Overthinking... overthinking... overthinking!
I don't like it. I avoid
But... overthinking likes me!
I can't avoid!!!

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Me : Can we skip to the good part

Life : Vo to hai hi nahi bro

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

WHEN LUCK SUCK
EVERYONE FUCK

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Have you accidentally looked at someone again and again and again then again then again........?

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

We wanted to be adults so bad.

Now look at us.
Just fucking look.

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

My life took "ishq di gali wich no entry" too seriously 🤡

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

I don't know who needs to hear this but,

Pyaar me kuch nahi rakha hai, Jo bhi rakha hai, Fridge me rakha hai.

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Sleepy eyes, heavy heart with busy mind.

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

People of my age are falling in love at first sight and I am falling in problems from every side...🙂

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

- Astrologer

- Great Astrologer

-"Maine to bola hi tha"

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Kisi ke pass ja kar dhoka khaoge!

Iss se acha mere sath chalo,
Dhokla khayenge sath mein.

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Friend: how to flirt?
Me: tell her "you are beautiful".
Friend: that's a good idea
(Friend in front of crush): I'm beautiful
😬🤦‍♂️

[Kush Patel @kushpatel27]

Mom: School & College ko swarg kehte hai.
Me: Hmm... tabhi bade bujurg kehte hai ki jodiya swarg me banti hai.

Did I said something wrong?