 Uncle Kush 

I'm the sperm that won #TeamMUFC

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

I didn’t see a single hit story like this while he was at Barca, but now he’s back at United…

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

First time seeing newborn Ako na vidole black ivi

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

You guy si I amka to nyora then I cheki this big mende in my toilet. I shtukad mpaka I just went back and lalad.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Saving this idea for my future apartment 🤩

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

You can debate and have different views on who is a better football player between him and Ronaldo

But if for a second you believe Messi is more influential than Ronaldo, there is something seriously wrong with your head

Ronaldo doesn't have the entire world doing siuu for media to put up this bullsh*t on my screen 😭😭

[Luís Figo @LuisFigo]

Today I join others from across our game and call for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.

Infantino has debased the office that he promised to elevate. He has lied, deceived and tried to feather his own nest at the expense of the game he is supposed to serve. 

He has lost the support of his senior staff, his closest advisers, the vast majority of people who devote their lives to this sport and even, it would seem, the FIFA Peace Prize winner. 

It is too late to save his dignity but it is not too late to save football. He should go. Now.

#Infantinout

https://t.co/j93k5MnlK2

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

For some reason, I have never looked at these things & felt that I was missing out. I have my small joys that mean a lot to me. I recently discovered an eatery that grills marinated chicken necks. Sells them at 30 bob each. I cannot tell you the profound joy those necks bring me.

I pick almost 20 at a go. I Keep them in the fridge. And I can't wait to get home. Everytime To prep some ugali. And get to work. I didn't sleep at home yesterday because of some work commitments, and all I can think about even this morning,at 5 am, is what I will do when I finally get my hands on those grilled, juicy chicken necks. I'll probably sing a hymn. Like I did last time. Probably do a little dance.

That side of Nairobi may never get to experience the joy of a juicy, grilled chicken neck with a bowl of steaming ugali, and salad. When you are finally alone, without the cameras, and it just feels right. Complete. Alive.

[Lillian Nganga @LillyanneNganga]

I am the Mom.

His name is Utheri. He is 4 years old.

Please go ahead and get kids with the billionaire 🤣 since I didn't.

Feel free to keep us updated.

Bure kabisa! 🚮

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

Our starboy. 💙

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

The reason for the power blackout today. By the way, have you noticed the guy visits Ruto always just as month end is approaching and he makes it a point to publish the pictures of their meetings, so his “people” can confirm parcel deliveries and pickups!

[H.E. Kimani Wamatangi @Wamatangi_]

When a nationwide power blackout brought much of the country to a standstill, Kiambu refused to go dark.
The Kiambu’s bus parks and other public spaces remained illuminated by our newly installed solar streetlights.
Kiambu County Government-Kenya has already installed 12,000 solar streetlights in the first phase, with another 12,000 set to be installed during this financial year.
#MakingKiambuGreatAgain
#KaziNdiyoHiyo
#RohoNdiyoHiyo

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[James @MrJamesKe]

By that logic, we should stop voting and just ask the maternity ward who the next president is.

[Minicheps @Minicheps]

Today I'm the roaming chef😜😂😂

[ Uncle Kush  @kushville]

@its_dunM @iamalexkamau Don’t be daft kijana, wheel alignment is a general service not for one wheel.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Pai feliz ❤️

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Look at your track record at Parliament vs Sifuna's track record in the Senate.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Oya chief, mambo ya kuenda station uwache...wewe sasa ni Presidential candidate. Wakikutaka wakuje kwako home ama kwa hoteli.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

NO,NO, NO Mr. so called President!!!

You don’t get to talk about threats when your administration has spent the last few years becoming the biggest threat to ordinary Kenyans. And this habit of calling everyone who disagrees with you “anti-development” has to stop. Kenyans have every right to question you. That’s not being against progress. That’s holding the people in power accountable.

You keep asking Kenyans to rally behind your government. For what exactly? To celebrate more taxes? More borrowing? More broken promises? Support is earned, Mr. President. It isn’t demanded. So please stop with this nonsense of blaming the opposition every time things aren’t working. You asked Kenyans to trust you with the country. The least you can do is take responsibility for what has happened under your watch.

The opposition is not responsible for the state of our economy. You are. You’ve been in charge. If businesses are struggling, if taxes have become unbearable, if millions of Kenyans are working harder than ever but getting nowhere, that’s YOUR RECORD, not theirs.

WANTAM!!

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Imagine everyone believing in you and the whole country rallying behind you but you never want to leave the comfort of your home to hustle for votes like other men. You just want to sit at home ironing shirts for your next photoshoot. Kalonzo for you. Corporate baddie.