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Mix pineapple juice and club soda, and you’ve got yourself a big bucket of crap

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@Kallenmorrison

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announcing my apple curated "pet friends" presentation and my co-worker asks if it was our manager that was sacked. unreal

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well, i’m finally actually old. i just let a bowl of ice cream melt while i yelled at some dude on a face book simpson’s group for having a shitty sense of humour.

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idk why i find scrub daddy’s so funny but i’m screeching

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@bartsimsonreal what the

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@analog_amber i have a knotty knickers subscription, it’s affordable enough that it doesn’t break my heart if i get a style i’m not 100% in love with. That being said, its happened maybe 3/36 times. I pause it, alter the amount and frequency they send them. sometimes they can fit too large.

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@bartsimsonreal same, but world of wheels with the old man

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@HumansNoContext literal birth control in visual form

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i’ve reached that fun and sexy age where i look exactly like mrs. doubtfire when i take my dress off

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hey everyone look at this perfectly round fuckin motherfucker

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@rzarectum lazy slobs! (i’ve been off work for a week and also am a lazy slob)

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i smoked some weed, my dad said i smell like i licked a skunks ass, i said that’s how you know it’s love

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@Trappmastuh congealing into a thin paste!

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i’m old, i can’t handle change, what do i type here where is everyone