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[Muganda Clay @mqhlay]

Kenyans need current or former @SafaricomPLC staff to talk about the data bundles scam and other intentional system flaws that deplete airtime in seconds.
Please come forward, we'll write the story without blowing your cover. Thank you.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Omar Artan, the Somali referee who was denied a US visa, will officiate the 2026 UEFA Super Cup final between PSG and Aston Villa.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

The President of Finland flew into Kenya via a scheduled Turkish Airways commercial flight in May 2025. President Ruto flew to Finland on a very expensive private charter jet in June 2026.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hawa watu wanajifanya hawajui kuna counterfeit sugar being sold.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Senna Alata (mûthwaala) and Fuerstia Africana (kalakû) are my favorite herbal dewormers.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

I was equally shocked to learn that the net minimum wage in France is
KSh 215,752 per month!
The French people are indeed suffering more than us!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

Modern education teaches students to be accepted into institutions as obedient employees.

But the 1% elite are inspiring their children to own institutions, fund institutions or bypass institutions.

This requires a different curriculum.

So, the rich shift their children's thinking from acquiring information to FORMATION.

Their children are not students, they are LEARNERS.

Their children are trained to answer the question,

"What institution do I want to form, own or fund?"

NOT,

"What institution wants to employ me?"

Lesson right there.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Listen, your body can heal itself.
Give it the conditions for this;

Eat alkaline organic foods.
-as a carbonated being- African- your best state is alkaline.
-acidic foods will induce mucus into your system.
-fruits with seeds.
-foods grown on without industrial fertilizers and pesticides.
-avoid foods with carcinogenic additives- processed maize flour and wheat, energy drinks and soft beverages, pasturized milk, bread, industrial yoghut- these are the perfect recipe for mucus.

Eat a maximum of two meals a day, if possible just one.
-gives your gut enough time to digest food, utilize the energy and get rid of rejected foods.

Fast;
Go on intermitted fasts.
-declog your lympatic system.
-destroy gut parasites.
This helps the body defend itself against infections.

Drink salted water.
Use;
-rock salt.
-himalayan pink salt.
-sea salt.
Salt is essential for;
-maintaining an alkaline state in the gut.
-flushing congested rejected foods.
-gives one the urge to drink water thus staying hydrated.

Poop.
Yes, take a shit as regularly as possible.
-if you eat 2 meals a day, go to the loo 3 times a day.
If you eat 2 times a day and only use the lavatory once, it means a whole meal is still withheld within your systems and adding another will lead to inflammation.
This is how people end up with potbelly.

Kitambi sio pesa, ni ugonjwa.
Fast!

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

I have a theory. Ni kama the medicine at KEMSA never really expires. They purchase drugs using taxpayer funds, they steal them and resell like 75-85%. Withhold the 15-25% until they expire. Then say that is proof that the whole batch expired and here is the sample for reporting.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

This looks like one of Itumbi's dumb ideas. We really have a lot of money in this country to just waste it on nonsense.

[Daughter of Grace @EjJorams]

Anyone noticed kids stopped missing after the school unrests begun?

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Budget allocations..

KDF - 242B
NIS - 58B
NPS - 143B
Prisons - 41B

Then .....

Judiciary - 28B
KNH+MTRH+KUTRH - 43B

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ukiwa reliable unakumbukangwa tu siku za crisis.

nobody chills tu and thinks of you any other time

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Anti-Counterfeit Authority warns of crackdown on businesses selling fake jerseys and other items

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

My friends gave me interest free loans with very flexible payment conditions

I’m currently at 80% paying. My life did not stop despite doing the project which was beyond my budget.

Borrow from friends but be sure to repay.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Unaweza dhani they are working for kenyans ,they are busy looting kenyans dey using punitive bills

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Revealed: Gov’t spent Ksh.17.3B on travel, Ksh.4.9B on hospitality as austerity measures ignored https://t.co/Aa3t5FTi1b

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

No. Please, no. Matiang'i failed children to block them from entering university. He was so vicious about it, he even wanted to cancel people's degrees if they had entered university based on diplomas. He imposed CBC even when we said that the new system will make children fall off a cliff at junior secondary and that the country was too broke to afford reform. And our projection came to pass.

It amazes me how confident politicians are that we won't remember anything. Our memory as Kenyans is criminally short. And shame on @KTNNewsKE . How hard is it for you to pull out the record? We're talking about less than 10 years ago.