Avery

I hate those monkeys..

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@afaggwithswagg It’s such a mixed bag of chips because sometimes they would rather DIE than forgive someone who has little-to-no proper evidence against them

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@mydaddidmeth Rape scaling

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@Greasychud1 Is there proper evidence or are you just monkey see monkey do?

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@BronyJugend These clothing options are wicked for being “discreet”; much less for larping prepubescence

Anyone who thinks otherwise has never had to formally clothe a child before an important event

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@4lljokesaside I’m more offended that they’re too pussy to say it with their chest. Be a man; call me a faggot!

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@Realnotbotlol @slopsludge Minor spelling mistake. I do not partake in conversation with monkeys.

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@Realnotbotlol @slopsludge Do not let me catch any of your hardworking family members after a long day in the sweltering heat—my nose is the biological equivalent of a box fan; their damp armpit is merely a corner of the room I circulate air throughout.

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@Realnotbotlol @slopsludge God should’ve kept your boiled chicken ass.

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Everyone hates everyone, all humans are idiotic, we should commit mass suicide

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@pennyradiotv What are the required conditions for my faggot to become a “freak”?

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@cewibun I like it when they are mean to me.

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Henceforth, I’ve concluded that every design I make will relate—stand ready for the arrival of my pitifully feminine army of golden-haired boys, you sycophants.

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@bvts4brains You know who else is disgusting? You.

Hah. Nerd. Dweeb.

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@acezuix Everyone knows the highest form of intercourse is dry humping, in which slightly chubby is the best pair.

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@auminiii These are the same people—no, monkeys—who would say a yawning character isn’t tired since it wasn’t directly stated.

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@stickydicknick Recalling, the first form of unsafe-workplace content I ever consumed was Roblox porn. Does that count for anything?

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@casketangell Not being a monkey.

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@soshilv22 Was there not early warning signs that your romantic interest is a monkey?

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@Midnerva Tier list reminiscent of the infinite monkey theorem.