Kayleen

Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, a lot of mimosas 🍾. TBW💙👶🏼

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Chelley is nooooottttt a girls girl!!!! How are you gonna get pissed at Huda for making out with a man you’re coupled up with but you made out with HER man not ONCE, but TWICEEEE in the same challenge 😭 if I were Huda I would have told you to eat the apology and fuck off 😂😂

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@Brennen_Ryan95 Damnnn she a lucky bish

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@Brennen_Ryan95 alr so u single or what?? Lemme slide in

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@Brennen_Ryan95 Peace to the butt crease or whatever u be sayin

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@Brennen_Ryan95 Don’t be shy, drop the sound cloud

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@Simone_Biles my son knows who the GOAT is 🤣

[amber @dumbamber]

this is what my man sees before bed time

[Coma @cvltqveen]

Sad Story 😥:
Trump: I got shot, I’m going in for ear surgery
Biden: I know

*after surgery when Trump wakes up only with Barron next to him*

Trump: where is Biden????
Barron: you don’t know who gave you the ear?
Trump: *starts crying*

[🪄Zatanna Zatara @zatannannataz]

I can’t

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Why is this so fucking funny

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Let’s start a club @zachlanebryan

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Hanging with my man @hen_ease

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i wonder where she is rn

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Why is this something I would do

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

Almost done paying off my tacos 😩😭😭😭

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

The way my tiny ass would have tackled her to the fucking ground, you would have thought I was a defense coming for Tom Brady

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@KayceSmith Popsicles for babe! And when it’s over, SANITIZE EVERYTHING!!!! Every toy, surface, door handle, EVERYTHING. It stays on surfaces for so long they can catch it again so quick. Sadly you just have to let it run its course. I remember when my son had it, it was miserable for him!

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Things I’ve learned in nursing school:

1. How to cry silently
2. The textbooks weigh more than my 3 year old son
3. Alcohol can’t kill C-Diff

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

@AnnieAgar The fucking clown shoes 😂😂😂😂

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Let’s gooooo

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

TB 37 - 39 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

LAR 20 - 43 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1079th unique final score in NFL history.

[Kayleen @kvinezz16]

Me drunkenly staring into the mirror of a towny bar bathroom on a Monday night waiting for the spins to pass