Squidward Quincy Tentacles

Se il tuo istinto continua a farti dare la zappa sui piedi, forse è il momento di mettere in discussione chi dà gli ordini."

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Nonchalant gimmick mf you better celebrate that goal, you don’t score often 😭

[Cole palmer of YBNL @palmer__of_YBNL]

Nigga had already planned this lifestyle; he just needed an opportunity.

[Tasha 💋 @trapbabetasha]

Now that's bold of you to assume your opinion is the majority Mr. Coming Up Next

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

If you want to hide anything from me, put it in a Tyler Perry movie.

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

I’m honestly not the best option I seen a nigga on here pay $3000 as an apology I’ll never be that sorry in my life

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Spoil your woman guys, while she is still bathing get her outfit ironed...

[duwa🌺 @DuwaChie]

I admire the academia type of wealth & stability. So decent,so classy and smart!

[WilinLines @Wilinlines]

My toxic trait is I'll let things slide a million times then randomly decide today is the day everybody learns a lesson.

[ANGELO @Tha_realangelo]

'To Pimp a Butterfly' might be the coldest album name in Hiphop, Do you think there's any album with a colder name?

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

Yo lock this nigga UP ASAP!!!! He DOES NOT need to be on the streets

[Dõtìfý🥷 @Iamdotify]

Slow motion is better than no motion.

[sky cee🇲🇼 @skycee004]

Kodi ndizabhobho kupanga order nsima ukavaya out for a date? Kapena ndangokha okonda nsima kwambiri.

[HOPPIE365🌍🇲🇼 @HopeKapulula]

Nsima ya soya pieces mpaka call me after lunch? Anthu mukuseweretsa chizungu eti?

[Adzonzi @tonthooo]

Mukadzangomva kuti “LUNCH WILL BE SERVED”. Imeneyo si nsima, ndi mpunga wanyama. Nsima sangalembe chizungu

[Is Clayface out yet? ꗞ @theDCU_Clayface]

Are you afraid?

[Othi⚖️🇨🇮 @A_K_A_Othniel]

Moi quand j'ai pas d'argent:

[Lavender(Fave)🪻🦋 @MwaiAnika]

Some people start cooking nsima before ndiwo 😩 the order pisses me off.

[Vanessa @Vanessa11462686]

These are hard times-economically. And hard times require hard decisions. Here are my random thoughts