Jefferson Albert Tibbs

M.S. from MSU. 810/303. Tweets ≠ Employer Views.

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@blessthe313 @Anthmoceri

[Peach - CPT @msupeach]

Pistons postseason basketball

[INSIDE THE GAMECOCKS 🐔🤙🏻 @InsideGamecocks]

What a fucking tweet

[🍲 Beef Stew Fan Club 🍲 @StewFanClub]

what

[dbill @DBillius]

.@JalenDuren

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@MNateShyamalan @swagenberg22

[Craig Custance @CraigCustance]

Look out 2026 Olympics RT @usahockey: USA Hockey's 8 & under membership has reached 100,000 for the first time ever.

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Took my (frigid) wife to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Car ride to the theater she put on the Hamilton soundtrack and scrolled through Pinterest the entire time ignoring me. I think I chipped a tooth from clenching my teeth.
Walk into the theater lobby and it’s a sea of screaming black teenagers and obese guatemalan women babbling into speakerphone. I buy her some garbage to eat and we go into the theater. Before we sit down she accidentally (?) spills her extra large diet Dr. Pepper on my seat, but the theater is full so I just sit in it. My ass is immediately soaked but I don’t care I just don’t want to move my body anymore I just don’t want my body to function.
The guatemalan women are in the theater and they and my wife are all staring at their phones, giving the room a sickly, ambient glow that makes my eyes water and my stomach turn.
The movie starts and I mentally check out, thinking of the chubby teenage girl at the concession counter and how thrilling it would be to kidnap her. I let my mind drift away but my wife snaps me out of this fantasy by hacking loudly trying to get a stuck popcorn kernel out of her throat. The guatemalan women sense distress and start nervously gibbering in their gutterspeak. I excuse myself to the bathroom but instead sneak into some kind of cartoon called Goat.
I sit in the back and sob softly until a black teenager notices me and screams “ayo dis gay nigga crine!” and the rest of them start jeering and screaming at me so I rush out. I lock eyes with the chubby teenage girl in the lobby and she looks sad and I imagine she’d be okay with me kidnapping her but I just go back and sit next to my wife in the giant puddle of diet Dr. Pepper.
The movie finishes. We leave. Wife immediately puts Hamilton soundtrack back on and scrolls Pinterest. We won’t be discussing the film.
No, we won’t be discussing anything.
Am I Heathcliff?
Am I myself?
Am I a person?
Am I sure I can keep doing this for one second longer?
Tomorrow is Friday, but in reality, everyday is Monday.

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Back where it all started

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@nocontextmemes @TuckerBrilli

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

RT @NFLonFOX: THEY HAVE DONE IT!

For the first time since 1993, the @Lions are NFC North Champs! #OnePride

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@JayBanks22 I’ve been looking for the last 10 min and can’t find one (yet). We have one at work though so i know it’s out there somewhere lol

[saint anthony @Anthmoceri]

Road goes through Detroit😤

[FanDuel Sports Network Detroit @FanDuelSN_DET]

#OnePride

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@carterbednarz @DilberZackery @wrhiv_72 Definitely more realistic…but he is already hitting better than Haase ever did in the minors yet somehow Haase made it up 🫠

[Jefferson Albert Tibbs @kvock]

@DilberZackery @wrhiv_72 Dingler

[don demarco @myfaultOG23]

a pornstar telling u he wouldn’t let his girl get fucked like that, right after fucking your girl, is crazy

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Why is Maton on this roster?