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[korbyn @kvrbyn]

Fun fact: they all start out as a Total Water until Jesus sets foot inside. The more you know.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

"Sources close to Mitch McConnell" is MITCH McCONNELL.

[GingerOfOz @GingerOfMods]

My latest project is complete! The goal was to make a portable Wii the size of a GameBoy Color, and after 9 months of work it's finally finished.

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what the fuck are the Florida keys supposed to unlock?

[ChefDaddyDollaz @tatalaPeachez]

Water, but make it alcohol... #buzzwtr

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

this thang is definitely cake

[Blaine Simpson @blainelsimpson]

When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them = byelingual

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

I hate repeating myself cause imma add curse words if I say it again

[The G 😼 @kayashannel]

My Plans 2020

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Mask on

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp https://t.co/RXXUSlJF3e

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[parker @momappreciator]

deleted twitter because i thought it was making me depressed, turns out i just have depression ??

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Damn I got a song w @justinbieber dropping in under two hours wow

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

What we need today are universal values based not on faith but on scientific findings, common experience and common sense.

[fck up some kamaz💲 @alohakamaa]

My friends & I leaving the bar to go back to the hotel only to spiral more 😂 https://t.co/F2mMxCPJJc

[Chase @chaselyons]

imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta come home and eat some celery sticks

[korbyn @kvrbyn]

@fromearthtosea Never seen someone grow into their head so late 😅