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here for the weather reports and spying on the neighbors

[kw2e @kw2e]

My favorite form of female communication is screaming at each other in excited agreement.

[kw2e @kw2e]

@thuddwhirr It's probably both. But I don't know which came first.

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@thuddwhirr What will it mean when they start running ads on your infotainment tablet?

[kw2e @kw2e]

@thuddwhirr A 4.0 is meh now. Their kids are maybe slightly above mid. AP classes bump everything up.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

@marcorandazza I don’t know “a lot” about women, but I think “hey, ladies, how about I equate control of your own body to regulations on inanimate objects I’d like to own” is maybe part of the problem with your *modest proposal* here?

[kw2e @kw2e]

@thuddwhirr The Addams Family (1991)?

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Our dog INSISTS on meeting any dog interested in also saying hello. I tell people:
"She's running for office, so she's gotta meet pups and sniff butts."
Nobody has laughed so far 😐.

[kw2e @kw2e]

Day 31 of driving around the US together non-stop:
Me: is there another car or bus or something you could ride in today?
Matt: i wish

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One year ago today I learned that the "little piggy who went to market" was not going grocery shopping.

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Me: if someone told you I was arrested without any additional info, what would you assume-
Matt: you punched someone
Me: yea

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

I painted what the world looks like without glasses

[kw2e @kw2e]

@thuddwhirr No

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My dog was so upset some campsite dogs she wanted to be friends with were mean to her that on her evening potty walk she went directly to their site with apparent intentions to poop on the edge of their campground but only had gas left so she just farted all over their driveway.

[kw2e @kw2e]

You should definitely reconsider what you're doing when free-range mountain cows look at what you're doing and seem concerned.

[kw2e @kw2e]

Me: that could be a great photo of the train in the mountains at night if that light wasn't so bright.
Matt: the Moon?
Me: it's really bright.

[kw2e @kw2e]

Most people I know like to watch food prep ASMR. I apparently like to watch camp site set-up ASMR.

[kw2e @kw2e]

The most useful thing I could train my dogs to do is find where I left my phone (in my own house). #dogs

[kw2e @kw2e]

People who post videos of themselves easily trimming their dog or cat's nails are probably also rampant name-droppers and humble-braggers in the human world.

[kw2e @kw2e]

@thuddwhirr Matt stayed in Union square for a conference a few weeks ago and had the same take away.