Davy Jones

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[Davy Jones @kwagular]

Hold the line.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Les libéraux de Mark Carney n’ont pas obtenu une majorité grâce au vote des Canadiens. Ils ont obtenu une majorité avec des tractations en coulisses avec des politiciens qui ont trahi les électeurs qui avaient voté pour eux.

Pendant que le premier ministre libéral a passé l’année à se concentrer pour négocier derrière les portes closes, il a doublé le déficit et fait du Canada le pays du G7 où l’inflation alimentaire et les coûts du logement sont les plus élevés.

Les libéraux s’attendent à ce que les Canadiens baissent les bras et acceptent que Mark Carney puisse avoir un pouvoir absolu sans aucune obligation de rendre des comptes. Cela n’arrivera pas. Notre pays et son peuple méritent qu’on se batte pour eux.

On va continuer à tout faire pour que les gens aient les moyens de se loger, de se nourrir et de faire le plein d’essence.

On va continuer à se battre pour des rues sécuritaires.

On va continuer à se battre pour nos travailleurs et nos soldats.

Je vais continuer à mener ce combat chaque jour et de toutes les manières possibles au Parlement, jusqu'à la prochaine élection quand les Canadiens vont reprendre possession du pays que nous connaissons et aimons.

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@LaciMarieKnight You obviously missed the the movie "Junior"

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@elonmusk The Nazi Party of South Africa.

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@govt_corrupt You're not

[The Polkaroo @The_POLKAROO]

@PierrePoilievre Canada is OVER.

[Sen. Denise Batters @denisebatters]

PM Mark Carney this morning:
“The values of the Liberal Party remain.”

Correct.
The Liberal Party had no values before, and they have no values now.

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Every country facing $100/barrel oil:

🇦🇺 Australia: fuel tax cut in half, free transit

🇮🇹 Italy: emergency fuel tax cut

🇪🇸 Spain: fuel tax relief

🇮🇪 Ireland: fuel tax relief

🇵🇹 Portugal: fuel tax relief

🇨🇦 Canada: raised industrial carbon tax & alcohol taxes

When the Minister of Finance was asked about what other countries are doing,

He said “he’s following carefully”

Happy April Fools.

The joke is our government: 24/7
365 days.

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

I can’t believe Canadians have put their trust in someone who doesn’t even trust the Country he represents to invest his money into.
Carney’s U.S. holdings: ~90–95% vs his
Canadian holdings at roughly 1–5%

This clip from 2022 highlights this. He invested in pipelines everywhere but Canada. We were the last place he wanted his money invested in. Now he’s all of sudden the guy is Canada strong? What a fraud.

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@mario4thenorth There will be zero consequences as usual

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@SpillTheMemes Thunder Snakes

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@Tablesalt13 Either she's gonna be cold or that beer is gonna be warm.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Why do they seem so eerily similar?

[Davy Jones @kwagular]

Our current government cannot understand the plight of its people.

How can they be expected to help?

[Michael Guglielmin @MikeGuglielmin]

Scarcity is a reality for every family, every worker, and every business. Politicians shouldn’t be the exception.

Pierre Poilievre understands the value of your money and the danger of blank cheque policies that ignore it.

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@ohhanxiety Shin grater.

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@ZeducationYT That's a mistake

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@Ford_Nick Striploin.

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@thevivafrei @kpac_15 I think these are things he can talk about after he's finished with politics. He has to play the long game.

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@TheMarieOakes It's everywhere in the GTA.

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@stepfanie This is why you won't be back for another 5.

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@JosephFordCotto Define shithole.