Kwaku Dakwa

“Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.”
unemployed radio personality
He/Him

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" I'm not looking at anything."

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Customer at work*drops her keys*
Me: “cant believe gravity did you like that.”

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The best part about leap years is that we get to celebrate an extra day of Black History Month.

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Bed time🛌

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It snowed on Halloween but not on Christmas. Someone check on Mother Nature.

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If we were bees would you pollinate flowers with me?

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Do you know what really grinds my gears? When a billionaire gets the ability to buy a social media app and completely destroys it because his business mindset is complete shit.

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Do you ever wake up and want to throw hands with those on the Supreme Court? Because if so, same..

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How tf are flies gonna come in my apartment and fly around for free

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Doing your taxes makes you realize how much the government hates single/kidless people.

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Did y’all hear about the football game that’s happening at the Rihanna concert in a week?

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@jerricahidy2 I’ll take my gold medal now😂

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My bronouns are dude/bruh

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I hope the anonymous dude who decided to pay for my birthday dinner without realizing it was my birthday gets laid tonight

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Landlords are just room pimps

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The amount of time I spent listening to Spotify this year is proof I can’t sit in silence

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@zomaha_ 17

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Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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Seasonal depression: coming soon to a Kwaku near you

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Elon Musk should buy the Republican Party next and destroy that too

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Why do old people feel the need to congratulate me for working even though I’m blind. I’m just trying to vibe out here I don’t need your ableism.