Keith Walewski

DTW - PHL - PWM - NYC - SF.

Ex @AmericanExpress, @MeetEarnest, @Stripe. Opinions are my wife’s, mostly.

[Keith Walewski @kwalew]

@stanine Wait, what happened?

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@TaraTeich @tommycollison What about when you right something out by hand and try to Cmd + Z it? Happens weekly

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@nicolecasperson Show me your plan.

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@gabhubert Stahhhhhhhp

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@joshuaackerman You still have an alarm clock?

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@stevehind Very curious to hear the synopsis of the mental debate that probably ended somewhere along the lines of “meh, f*ck it. It’s Thursday”

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This is also called “how to successfully finagle through a startup for $1,000, Alex”

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@getevolved1925 I'm having a fraud issue, can SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER YOUR PHONE

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@stevehind I’m buying that book

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Not moving to Miami. But this city still baffles me.

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@jkakar And 8 beer drank, so it all works out 💪

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@stevehind Welcome to America in 2020. You must be new here?

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Any Node / sequelize experts out there? FFS I’ve been supplying a dialect for 3 days yet “version 4.0.0 requires a dialect”. I now understand why engineers keep whiskey on their desks.

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@stevehind Why solve the hard problems of homelessness, mental illness, and needles on my sidewalk when you can make life more difficult for restaurant owners? 🤷‍♂️

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THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE, THERE’S A JOE IN WHITE HOUSE

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“fluff for uncertainty” will be my favorite new hand-wavey professional napkin math

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@stevehind You made the right decision.

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@paulg If you only have your record (not great) and the word of close confidants (either in jail, fired, or quit, in that order), it’s not really a question. Swing for the fences and hope the tax courts shows mercy.

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@TaraTeich Yes! Will DM!