Was taking a sip of my iced venti peach green tea from @Starbucks on my flight home, when I thought I’d got a chunk of ice. It was in fact a piece of plastic 🤦🏽♀️ #goodmorning
Serious question, why do guys put references to serial killers on their dating profiles? Do they think it’s reverse psychology to make us think they aren’t serial killers? No, just no.
@harpsichordz You’re anything but worthless! Don’t let those thoughts get you down. If you get down you text me and I’ll give you a reason why you’re important to me ❤️❤️❤️
HOLD THE PHONE. I NEED PEOPLE TO TELL ME, IS THIS NOT A NORMAL THING? IS THIS REALLY A MEXICAN THING?? Check out Giselle's video! #TikTok https://t.co/jzWDAwo8xX
About how you’re seeing a therapist again but you sent a crying laughing emoji to my text.” And I said, “And that’s depression summed up in less than 10 seconds.” 😑
Was talking to my brother on the phone about how I’m finally seeing a therapist again for the first time in 13 years. He sent me a meme via text. I replied with “😂😂” he was like, “I love that you’re talking to me
Want to know how ridiculous the health insurance industry is? I had an insurance company call and ask me if a patient needed a prior authorization for surgery. I had to explain to them how THEY’RE the ones who tell US if a prior authorization is required 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@harpsichordz2_0 You were beautiful then and you’re beautiful still ♥️♥️♥️ but I’m proud of you for making the changes you wanted and sticking with them! You’re a bad BEAUTIFUL bitch!
Well last night was fun 🙃 it seems that while I was putting my phone into my purse that I didn’t lock the screen and instead accidentally slid the Emergency SOS button. Which sent all my emergency contacts my location and a text stating that I had called emergency services 🚑
I didn’t realize I had done this until I started getting texts and calls from my emergency contacts asking what’s going on, am I okay, do I need help. But the best part was that I had a voicemail from 911 calling me and stating that if it was an emergency and needed assistance to