Katie Weeks

i owe the wheaton public library $34.50

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s crazy cuz i would take anything that makes my life easier. if they offered vaccines that stopped the weird feeling u get on sundays im first in line

[Shane @Shanehasabeard]

Using Shaq in your commercials doesn't work on me. He fits in that car? Then that car is way too big for me. If he eats that pizza, that's too much pizza. If he uses Icy Hot, I assume it's way too icy and/or hot.

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

your ducks can also be organized into columns

[Katie Weeks @kweeks90]

@evading_rest @mason915 The use of ellipsis is haunting

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

we all need to chill. i won’t go first but it’s something i've noticed.

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

there should be an emergency hotline for when you feel weird

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

crazy that we all got on board with “blue raspberry” as a flavor and concept

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hate when i type some normal shit like “i’m walking the dog” and my phone is like “did you mean: i’m🚶‍♂️the 🐶?” no i did not mean that because i am not the zodiac killer.

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Having a birthday as an adult....... humiliating

[pat regan @poregan]

I am soo sick of typing my password into things. There HAS to be more to life than typing my password into things. This CANT be it.

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

do people who hate california understand that you can see between 1 and five thousand tiny lizards every day. do they understand this

[amy, esq. @peachofababy]

the vibes are just not right at any CVS location

[a @lolennui]

trying to act casual so the printer doesn't realize this is time sensitive