The writers of Emily in Paris are genuinely exhausting. Every single season, they introduce a new love interest who is smarter, kinder, hotter, and objectively better than Gabriel in every conceivable way and like clockwork, they find some stupid, contrived reason to blow it up so she can crawl back into that tired, recycled relationship with him Gabriel again.
Itโs the same loop. Over and over. Self sabotage disguised as โchemistry.โ
At this point, Emily needs to pack her bags and go back to where she came from because this globetrotting, self sabotaging approach to relationships is completely worn out. And someone please tell me
when exactly does her visa expire? Because I am beyond tired.
#EmilyInParis
I got a DM from a new mum at midnight a few days ago. She was in a full panic because her baby had a fever and swollen skin where he had been given a vaccine shot.
I could feel her fear through the phone. And I could understand completely. I mean, it's terrifying when your baby is in pain and you don't know why. I told her to breathe as what she was seeing was normal.
It's his body's immune system learning to fight. His mild fever is his body building an army. And it's a good sign. โThat wahala would be gone by tomorrowโ, I told her. Butโฆ
The disease we prevented? Diphtheria? That's not a 1-day fever. It's a disease that chokes a child. Polio also for example isn't a swollen skin, itโs a lifetime of paralysis.
That 24-hour discomfort is a tiny price to pay for a lifetime of protection. So please if youโre a parent, don't leave your child unprotected from a lifetime of regret.
Have you or your child experienced any side effects after vaccination? Share your story so we (including the mother) can all learn. We're working with @NiyelCampaigns to get the right facts to every parent.
๐ Eat more fiber. Beans, oats, vegetables, and fruits like pawpaw and banana.
๐ Walk after meals. Your stomach will thank you.
๐ Cut the junk. Your gut is not a trash can.
๐ Drink water. Digestion is very important.
๐ Manage stress. Your gut hears your thoughts, and itโs tired of the drama. Take breaks. REST.
๐Stop abusing antibiotics. Youโre not fighting war!
Iโm passing the phone to every man out there who feels stuck and also feels like time is running out because heโs yet to figure out life.
Youโll be okay. โ
Don't allow someone to come back into your life because you have history together. If your relationship went from something beautiful to chaos, let those memories go.
Accept that the past will never be the future.
Stop going back to what your heart is trying to heal from.
January: Perfume
February: Sneakers
March: An outing
April: Gold bracelet
May: Cook ware
June: Travel
July: Give back
August: A black sexy dress
September: Bedsheets
October: Massage & Spa
November: A new book
December: Scented candle & cake
Please tweakโฆ Thank me later ๐