The toddler has started saying “that sounds like a good plan” after I try to calm him down by explaining exactly what we are doing and when. Yes get your shoes on already very good plan
3 weeks post miscarriage and I’ve reinstalled instagram and am busy selecting “irrelevant” on every ad for double prams. I miss lurking my friends but I really wish the targeted ads would read the room
Told the 2 year old that mums sad today and needs a cuddle. He said I’m sad because there is a Bob (from bob the builder) in my poo and to be not sad I just need to do a poo
2 years into having child and I still get ads for fancy nappy bags. Hunny I just shove a nappy and some wipes in my bum bag. I’m not buying you’re oversized tote with 50 pockets
Whatever this not RSV not Covid not flu cold I have is fucking awful. Ears are blocked and aching, nose skin is peeling it’s so dry and I can’t walk up the stairs without dying