not to sound like one of those gifted kid burnout hacks, but it really is incredible that i used to manage two competitive sports and a full AP course load in high school and now i require stimulants to respond to texts
I’ve interviewed for jobs with a base salary of $75k that took longer for an interview process than it took for the Catholic church to select a new pope
NFL has fined the Falcons $250K and DC Jeff Ulbrich $100K for the leak of Shedeur Sanders' phone number during the NFL Draft
Ulbrich's son, Jax, got the number from his dad's iPad and used it to prank call Sanders
not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.
There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version