Basketball gods really blessed us with Wemby and Chet at the same time so whenever someone gets on that “Wemby should be dominating, he’s 7’5” nonsense we can just point at Chet like ok well what’s the excuse for 7 foot 3 McLovin over there then
In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.
So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.
Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.
Hopefully Victor Wembanyama knows that if he loses in the Finals at 22 years old, he will no longer be eligible to ever be considered better than Michael Jordan.