this ship is obviously sinking

“a domineering but very warm individual”

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

@LichtyCarlos @B3nSh4p1ro TELL THAT SINK TO COME BACK WITH A WARRANT

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Sorry, 1st muslim millenial mayor and 1st championship in 53 yrs? During pride month???

And the losing game was when trump was in town?????

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can't properly describe to anyone under the age of 30 just how cool the Internet was before Amazon, Google, Meta, and Apple turned it all into a walled garden of garbage and commerce.

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

No nation, no society, and no international order can call itself just and humane if it measures its success solely by power or prosperity while neglecting those who live at the margins. Indeed, Christ’s love for the least and the forgotten compels us to reject every form of selfishness that leaves the poor and the vulnerable invisible.

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

@jdflynn @soulkhan In undergrad, I pulled an all-nighter writing a 10 page research paper that included primary sources. I started in the evening and finished around 7 am the next day. No drafts, barely any edits. I got an A-. Kids today will never know the thrill.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

your dismissal of fat bodies blinds you to the spring/ summer menswear inspiration in porco rosso

[EXΛNXC 🇻🇦 @exanxc]

Evangelicals: "Catholics worship statues."

Catholics: "No, we don't."

Evangelicals: "Still, the Bible says don't make statues at all!"

Evangelicals build a golden Trump statue.

Catholics:

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

The secret to Danhausens perfect hair.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the va supreme court denied the results of the redistricting referendum. scotus gutted the voting rights act and tennessee carved up the last dem district destroying black voter power in the state.

those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

My girlfriend wishing her girlfriend a happy birthday 🥹

[RheaRipley_WWE @RheaRipley_WWE]

Happy birthday to the toughest little ray of sunshine I’ve ever had the pleasure to work with and overall be around! I hope today is everything you want it to be! I’m so proud of you and tomorrow I cannot wait to see you kick Asuka’s ass! Love you Chipmunk! ❤️🖤 @Iyo_SkyWWE

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

You can have my fluoxetine when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how it feels to live through one trump news cycle

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

@TMZ https://t.co/tSBAFDaH2a
Just want to point out that this article from The Onion came out first.

[this ship is obviously sinking @kwelikaley]

Reality is going to put @TheOnion out of business.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon https://t.co/hfSjc6TGs9