Kweronda

For God & Uganda: AI Researcher | Software Dev | Event planner.

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

U r so painfully naive dear.

[Linda Evelyn Namulindwa @LindaEvelyn_N]

Zari is proof that you don’t need a man to become a boss lady🙌

She’s out here winning independently, now she’s set to unveil 2 classy luxurious mansions by #FineUrbanInteriors

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Keep licking m7 & mhoz arses. It’s all u can do

[Cecile @Cecilia97N]

https://t.co/5yrhswBpmI

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

@maygeminibaby Looks like Netflix doesn’t have it. Also seems it’s a kdrama- and I’m not a fun of Korean, Japanese or Chinese movies.

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Let me even 😂 on behalf of all men who will see this tweet

[Esabella-Lii +250 🇷🇼 ❤️🇷🇼 @EsabellaLii]

Would you still hit me & run?? 🥹🥹😊

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Africa is so interesting

[Sammy @GraceNy59291892]

@kasujja Lucky that you even know who they are and where they are. In Kenya we sent gangs that have been spotted traversing California, Jersey, New York, et al. The first lady is also there with a group of ten hangers-on 'to invite' Benny Hinn for state-sponsored crusade rallies

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

@delahDee Welcome. So glad u r get to keep your gorgeous boobs. These people have no idea what life’s about.

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

For those of u asking why she’s posting such a photo, she almost lost her breasts to cancer, you morons!!! So she should even be walking naked coz when u loose something, yr thinking changes a lot.

[Delah @delahDee]

A reminder phone call from my sweetest Mama that 22yrs ago today my family was brining me back to Uganda as a child after a breast cancer surgery & I can't say how much life I have lived afterwards. Plus more life that is to come in the future. 🤗🥰 #CancerAwareness

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Ok, we’ll read the links but please first complete the Natasha story 😂

[Fery Kaszoni @FeryKaszoni]

While my wife was having a shower last night, someone aggressively knocked on the door downstairs.

I open the door, and a scary, well-built man stands in front of me with a scar on his face.

“Is Natasha here?” He asked with a Russian accent.

“Natasha is certainly not here, it’s just me, my wife, and kids” I responded in a certain and convincing tone.

“I know Natasha is hiding in your house, your neighbour has seen her not long ago” the Russian man pushed back.

I immediately knew I had to change the subject, to calm him down.

“I cannot tell you too much about Natasha, but I can tell you how we landed over 30 links in massive publications such as MSN (DR92), Express (DR 89) Scotsman (DR 85), with this PR link building campaign” I told him proudly.

“30 PR links, that’s incredible? How did you manage to do that?” he asked with his face lit up with curiosity.

"Let me explain" I responded.

✅ CAMPAIGN NAME: Retro Video Games Could Sell for Hundreds

We used popular trade-in site CeX to which games offer the highest trade in value for older generations of console.

Only standalone games were included in this study, games that required extra accessories to be traded in were excluded.

✅ This is what our study concluded:

- ‘Rule of Rose’ on the PlayStation 2 could earn you up to £338 in cash.

- ‘Gadget Racers’ on the GameCube could sell for up to £312.

- ‘Xiaolin Showdown’ for the original Xbox console will earn you £243.

✅ Once we had a top ten of the most expensive video games, we’ve created a press release where we explained our findings

✅ We’ve sent the press release to national and regional journalists in the UK, as well as journalists who write about gaming

✅ Dozens of high-quality online publications picked up our story and linked back to our client, as the entity that commissioned the research

✅ Our client was super-happy, especially that they are a Solitaire gaming website

“This is so interesting I even forgot about Natasha!” said the man with his face lit up

The man thanked me for the step-by-step tips, and he was ready to leave, when suddenly, she appears behind me, coming out of our bedroom.

Natasha!

She was charming, slim, young, and fluffy - the most friendly cat that I have ever seen.

The man quickly grabbed the cat and hugged her tightly.

“Promise me you’ll never leave me again” the man said and he almost shed tears of joy.

“Meow” replied Natasha in a heart-warming tone.

Then man shook my hand, and they left joyfully.

“Mission accomplished” I thought to myself.

The man found his lost cat, and he also learned how to build PR links, in reputable online publications, with data-driven PR campaigns. The night could not have been better.

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

I don’t know if that was intended but wheww 😬

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

I’m so disturbed, how did you manage to use “your” and “you’re” and still put them in the wrong places.

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

@Scoviamahoro Hmm…

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

People who smoke weed have this imagination that it’s so cool to do it. Bruh, it’s normal smoking. It’s not any special

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Yep! Count me in! Love everything about this 🫶🏽

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Obote or Amin’s efforts. Pliz credit them

[Mutesi Hadijah @MutesiHadijah1]

Uganda's flag in New York is a powerful symbol of our country's growing influence on the world stage. I felt a sense of pride and belonging as I saw it flying high above the city. Thank you, Uganda, for this strategic move🇺🇬💛👍

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

So the man is now carrying twins? Congz guys!

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

#CindyVsSheebah so Ugandans think a great voice that hits the notes is what makes a great musician? Have you listened to music from other countries? To take it home, do rappers or kadongo kamu singers have great voices?

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

So now Cindy is the one to define who a true musician is? What qualifications does she have? A PhD ? Or a good voice?

[King Melvin @melvinnasasira]

This is quite the analysis of last night’s #CindyVsSheebah battle by Aldrine Nsubuga aka @AldrineLive.

“In asking for a mic and stage, Cindy wanted to define for us who a music artist is. What a music artist should be - a performer on stage because there; in front of a live audience, computers and software have no part to make you better than what you really are.”

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

It’s politics at play. Govt is quick to play victim even after killing hundreds in Kasese.

[Moses Muhangi @muhangimo]

I grew up in Kamwokya, I know @HEBobiwine on personal level, it’s absurd that he is accused of sectarianism yet his wife is a munyankole. I think Baganda have been played on reverse psychology for so long, when Bakiga gather under Rukundo egumeho, banyankole under banyankole kweterana, it’s not sectarianism?

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

@Bba4sh Why is the police interfering with his privacy. He needs to sue them! Is there a law forbidding anyone from having sex in their car?

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

Sorry to hear that. May God make a way for you.

[Hajjat Hiba ❤️ @Umwamikaziii]

I have had over 10 miscarriages, It is well with my soul . I can't wait to meet my child. ❤️🙏

[Kweronda @kwerondaa]

That girl with black undies